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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Wed Aug 17, 2016 3:10 pm

JoyOfDrinking wrote:Hello Drunks...


...I enjoy getting wasted in wine country, a meal and mead, a tour of Coor’s, a pub and pale ale, a biergarten and doppelbock, a shot in the dark, and most of all, a drink with friends. My passion for drink is here, for you to see, on full display. With fellow modern drunkards I have nothing to hide.
As the Badfellow agreed, Well-fucking-met indeed, young sir.

Helluva solid way to introduce yourself, yup.

Looking forward to some good talking in the time ahead of us all.


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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:23 pm

Welcome aboard Joy. Well met indeed. Sounds like your creds are well in order though there may be a pop quiz on Skype at some point. And yes I will be calling you that from here forward 'cause in makes me snicker like a twelve year old.

It remains to be said.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:40 am

Yes, JoyofDrinking, welcome to the board. Your post made my head spin. Such a drunken life is such a wonder.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Dear Booze » Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:02 pm

Welcome Joy. I look forward to tales from you. I don't ever judge a book by its cover, but you do not seem like the type who has a shortage when it comes to words. This is a good thing.

I'll have a Guinness and a Jameson & Ginger.

Cheers.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by JoyOfDrinking » Mon Aug 22, 2016 3:24 am

I'm just back here mixing drinks. LAST CALL.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Lush City » Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:15 pm

Hey, don't forget some fine bourbon single barrel whiskey. Available where better whiskies are sold. Cheers!
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Post by Squire Cockburn » Thu Aug 25, 2016 3:59 pm

Hi, I'm Arron. Drunken Anglo introduce me to the forum. I'm a medium drinker from the the Black Country in the English West Midlands.
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Post by GraveyardShiftChuck » Thu Aug 25, 2016 5:26 pm

Howyadoin, Squire! Welcome aboard! Don't be shy when it comes to posting in these here forums. And in the MDF tradition, new guy buys a round. I'll have a John Lee Hooker Deluxe: an Evan Williams, a Johnny Walker Black, and a PBR.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Dear Booze » Thu Aug 25, 2016 6:17 pm

Squire Cockburn wrote:I'm a medium drinker from the the Black Country in the English West Midlands.
Well then, welcome Squire. I'm a heavy drinker of light-colored cocktails from the southeast side of North West Chester. Glad to meet you.

I'd like a Rum & Coke. Thanks.
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Post by Badfellow » Thu Aug 25, 2016 6:28 pm

Ah, good Squire. I speak for Guy Fawkes in wishing you a warm welcome to the boards.
I'll have a Pimm's Cup with a splash of rye, if you please.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Aug 26, 2016 12:46 am

Welcome aboard Squire. It was nice meeting you the other night. Enjoy your stay.

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Post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Squire Cockburn » Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:30 am

Patchez wrote: Post often.
Post drunk.
Post drunk often.
I'll try my best.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by DivaBitch » Fri Aug 26, 2016 1:16 pm

Hey, how come I can't post any pics? Most of the time I'll be drunk posting so fuck off if I mispell something.
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Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 26, 2016 2:31 pm

DivaBitch wrote:Hey, how come I can't post any pics? Most of the time I'll be drunk posting so fuck off if I mispell something.
Upload the pic onto Photobucket or some other hoster, then you`ll get a direct link button that you can copy n paste into the Img tool on this page.
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Lush City » Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:50 am

Squire Cockburn wrote:Hi, I'm Arron. Drunken Anglo introduce me to the forum. I'm a medium drinker from the the Black Country in the English West Midlands.
Don't satisfy yourself with a medium drinker attitude. There are some great frontiers you have yet to explore by getting totally blitzed like never before. Give it a try and we will be here for you.
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