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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Tue Jul 19, 2016 5:47 am

Damn. I was saving her for myself

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Post by olie Murphy » Thu Jul 21, 2016 2:37 am

Gin and tonic sounds about right after I finish this pan of coffee.

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Post by mistah willies » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:20 pm

olie Murphy wrote:Gin and tonic sounds about right after I finish this pan of coffee.
A lovely frying pan of coffee. Me? I tend to spoil the skillet on me suit and tie.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Paninaro » Thu Aug 04, 2016 5:38 am

Hi,

New member.

I'm from beautiful Caledonia and am, naturally, a fan of my country's national drink, particularly Laphroaig, the Islay malts being my favourites. I'm also partial to various beers, ales, lagers, wines, tequilas and damn near most things containing ethanol.

Feel free to ask me anything. I might not bother to answer, of course, but still feel free...

I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Bur » Thu Aug 04, 2016 6:30 am

Haio.

Just woke from a power nap on patio. Where am I?

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Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 05, 2016 10:57 am

Welcome Paninaro,
never forget: Post drunk, post often, post often drunk.

New one buys, I`ll have some of that Laphroaig and a double vodka lemon please
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Post by Badfellow » Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:50 am

Paninaro wrote: I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.
You might then consider picking up a bartender gig at Shit Talkers Bar & Grill.

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Post by Patchez » Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:58 pm

Welcome aboard Paninaro. Enjoy the madness and drink all Islays.
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Post by mistah willies » Sun Aug 07, 2016 3:29 am

For those of us who don't read previous pages (due to busy lives/ laziness/ don't know how/ being properly inebriated)

this is a really good way to introduce yourself into the pub.

Well met, young sailor. Welcome aboard.


Paninaro wrote:Hi,

New member.

I'm from beautiful Caledonia and am, naturally, a fan of my country's national drink, particularly Laphroaig, the Islay malts being my favourites. I'm also partial to various beers, ales, lagers, wines, tequilas and damn near most things containing ethanol.

Feel free to ask me anything. I might not bother to answer, of course, but still feel free...

I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.

Sláinte mhath!


Thank ye for the shot of black rum. What'llyahave? On the house

By the way, which of the 12 continents offered the best opportunities for your stories of drunkenness?


Thirsty souls inquire...



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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Paninaro » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:31 am

mistah willies wrote:For those of us who don't read previous pages (due to busy lives/ laziness/ don't know how/ being properly inebriated)

this is a really good way to introduce yourself into the pub.

Well met, young sailor. Welcome aboard.


Paninaro wrote:Hi,

New member.

I'm from beautiful Caledonia and am, naturally, a fan of my country's national drink, particularly Laphroaig, the Islay malts being my favourites. I'm also partial to various beers, ales, lagers, wines, tequilas and damn near most things containing ethanol.

Feel free to ask me anything. I might not bother to answer, of course, but still feel free...

I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.

Sláinte mhath!


Thank ye for the shot of black rum. What'llyahave? On the house

By the way, which of the 12 continents offered the best opportunities for your stories of drunkenness?


Thirsty souls inquire...



.
Either Gondwana or Atlantis were my favourite continents for drunken shit talking.

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Post by prodigalson » Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:25 am

Bur wrote:Haio.

Just woke from a power nap on patio. Where am I?

By God, I once was woken from a power nap by a 7.0 earthquake. if you don't think that's a quick way to get your shit together, you really have to try it.

I'll post the story sometime...

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Post by GraveyardShiftChuck » Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:02 pm

Paniaro and prodigalson; welcome. As for me, I'll have a John Lee Hooker deluxe - a Maker's Mark, a Jimmy Walker Black, and a PBR.
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Post by oettinger » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:06 pm

GraveyardShiftChuck wrote:Paniaro and prodigalson; welcome. As for me, I'll have a John Lee Hooker deluxe - a Maker's Mark, a Jimmy Walker Black, and a PBR.
I`ll have what that drunk guy got his family away with,
double
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:15 pm

GraveyardShiftChuck wrote: As for me, I'll have a John Lee Hooker deluxe - a Maker's Mark, a Jimmy Walker Black, and a PBR.

Me also, I like that.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Lush City » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:21 pm

Paninaro wrote:Hi,

New member.

I'm from beautiful Caledonia and am, naturally, a fan of my country's national drink, particularly Laphroaig, the Islay malts being my favourites. I'm also partial to various beers, ales, lagers, wines, tequilas and damn near most things containing ethanol.

Feel free to ask me anything. I might not bother to answer, of course, but still feel free...

I once wrestled a flamingo, have drunk booze on all 12 continents and was recently named Emperor and Grand High Protector of the City of Glasgow.

Sláinte mhath!
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