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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by DivaBitch » Sun Aug 28, 2016 8:08 pm

GraveyardShiftChuck wrote:Top man, Squire.

And a warm MDF welcome to you, Diva. Just so you know, being a woman (and a pretty one at that, judging by the photos) doesn't excuse you from the "new guy buys" policy; we're all about the equality thing here in this regard. I'll have another John Lee Hooker Deluxe, please.
Stop by the club in the next few weks and I'll buy the next round. no siscy drinks alowed thouhg strait shots or nothing. thAN ks for the waerm welcume I workig tuesdey come by
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Post by GraveyardShiftChuck » Sun Aug 28, 2016 8:37 pm

A John Lee Hooker is "one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer." A Deluxe version is higher shelf brands. In my case, a Maker's Mark, a Johnny Walker Black, and a MGD.
May you all be hung, drawn and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Sun Aug 28, 2016 10:01 pm

Welcome to our new members, indeed

JoyOfDrinking please paint more happy bottles

Squire of Cockburn, perhaps someday we will crow at the ugly morning sun like Roosters, or roasters, as case may be. Masters, at any rate. Your friend ranks high here. Please tell him to wash.

DiivaBitch, helluva a name. You've proven yourself well-versed in Drunkardese, amen.


Me?

I'll have the remnants for a drink, from the bottom of the bottles left by the others in this marvelous Pub of the FKR.

Yes, there's a magazine.


Never leave a bottle with a drop left in it, you know.


The answers to life, the universe and everything are in that last drop.


Unproven, I simply need more data for my study on this important matter.


DRINK! you fresh livers.


Fuck this "Monday" thing of which I've heard. Bastard.
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:25 pm

mistah willies wrote: Fuck this "Monday" thing of which I've heard. Bastard.
And as Dear Booze twitted or tweeted once, paraphrasing here, "Fuck Tuesday. It's like a shitty sequel to Monday"
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by DivaBitch » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:20 am

I say FUCK all mornings espicailly if I worked the night before.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by sekrarange » Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:06 pm

Hello, I am roommate of Bur, probably some people here know him, and I got pretty much coerced into signing up here.
Anyway, I like drinking and I like stupid shit so maybe I'll fit in here. I'm currently studying IT though mostly I end up having beer instead of writing up assignments.

Here's to some good times *downs a shot of Bur's rum*

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 01, 2016 5:58 am

Welcome sekrarange, you know the rules:
Post drunk
Post often
Post often drunk
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by DivaBitch » Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:18 am

sekrarange wrote:Hello, I am roommate of Bur, probably some people here know him, and I got pretty much coerced into signing up here.
Anyway, I like drinking and I like stupid shit so maybe I'll fit in here. I'm currently studying IT though mostly I end up having beer instead of writing up assignments.

Here's to some good times *downs a shot of Bur's rum*
Hi ...do yuo know yuor the 2nd IT on here
the other one loks like this..do yuo too
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Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:01 pm

Welcome to the Drunkard
We've got driknk 'n' games
We got everything you mix
Honey, we know the drinks
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the vodka, honey
We got your disease

[CHORUS:]

In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Watch it bring you to your
dddddrinks
I wanna watch you drink

Welcome to the drunkard
We take it drink by drink
If you want it you're gonna drink
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy guy
That's very hard to please
You can taste the drunk lights
But you won't get them for free
In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Feel my, my, my alcohol
I, I wanna hear you drink

Welcome to the drunkard
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the drunkard where we drink
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll drink it eventually
You can drink anything you want
But you better not take it from me

[CHORUS]

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, YEAH!

You know where you are
You're in the drunkard baby
You're gonna drink
In the drunkard
Welcome to the drunkard
Watch it bring you to your
drinks, drinks
In the Drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkard
Feel my, my, my alcohol
In the drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkars
Watch it bring you into your
mix, mix
In the Drunkard
Welcome to the Drunkard
Watch it bring you to mixers
It' gonna drink you down-HA!

Welcome to the Drunkard
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Dr Cyclops » Thu Nov 10, 2016 4:29 pm

Hello All,
Dr Cyclops here, new to the board but not to Booze.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by DivaBitch » Thu Nov 10, 2016 4:36 pm

Dr Cyclops wrote:Hello All,
Dr Cyclops here, new to the board but not to Booze.
Wellcome
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:03 pm

What's up, Doc?
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:49 am

Welcome aboard. Remember. Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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New Drunkard

Post by Mikey1963 » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:04 am

My uncle recently passed away and I came into possession of two relatively rare items which may be of interest to someone here. I have an un-opened bottle of Ripple Red, and an un-opened bottle of Night Train Express. Both available to the highest bidder. Pix available. Thanks, Mike

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Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:30 am

Mikey1963 wrote:My uncle recently passed away and I came into possession of two relatively rare items which may be of interest to someone here. I have an un-opened bottle of Ripple Red, and an un-opened bottle of Night Train Express. Both available to the highest bidder. Pix available. Thanks, Mike
Sorry for the loss Mikey.
What about drinking the bottles on your own? Your uncle surely would be proud of you.
I`m not sure someone from this forum would by that stuff anyhow.
Maybe try bumwine.com. Google also says ghettowine.com is the place to go
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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