New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Verbal_HM » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:17 pm

I'm an absolute nobody, same as the rest of you?

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by buzzsaw » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:19 pm

Verbal_HM wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:17 pm
I'm an absolute nobody, same as the rest of you?
Aye, welcome aboard!

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:10 pm

Welcome aboard , Bingo Head, Ouroboros, and Verbal.

I'll have a Four Roses, Jamesons and a pitcher of any good stout.

Enjoy our little drunken corner of the intertrons.

Skal ta as fassen!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Ouroboros » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:16 pm

Appreciate the warm welcome!

I’m never gonna remember what everybody wants; just tell the bartender to put it on my tab...
Remember: Safety third

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Nausea » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:44 am

Ouroboros wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:16 pm
I’m never gonna remember what everybody wants; just tell the bartender to put it on my tab...
Welcome! And this is a dangerous suggestion for your wallet's sake. As a fancy bitch, I have very expensive, elegant taste.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:17 am

Welcome fellow drunkards! As Dear Booze basically said...post piss drunk often. I would also love a Long Island Ice Tea, an order of nachos, maybe Mötley Crüe Greatest Hits if it's no trouble? Chin chin gents! Happy to have you aboard!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:53 pm

Also a big welcome from me and three rounds of vodka lemon please
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Sat Feb 09, 2019 9:30 am

oettinger wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:53 pm
Also a big welcome from me and three rounds of vodka lemon please
I'll have whatever you're pouring. Indeed, welcome to this marvelous internet pub, and don't be strangers.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Far~Out~Pat » Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:12 am

I originally joined september 15 2009, but my profile was banned for inactivity, I'll try not to be as lazy this time CHEERS!!! 🍺
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." Dr. Johnson
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Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:55 pm

You won`t be Flar Out Pat, we`ll wake you from your coma from time to time.
Welcome back, most active member of the hour
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Far~Out~Pat » Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:06 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:55 pm
You won`t be Flar Out Pat, we`ll wake you from your coma from time to time.
Welcome back, most active member of the hour
Thank's Glad to be back.🍻
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." Dr. Johnson
Smokey Old Bar, With A Cold Lone Star⭐🍺

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Nausea » Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:47 pm

Far~Out~Pat wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:12 am
I originally joined september 15 2009, but my profile was banned for inactivity, I'll try not to be as lazy this time CHEERS!!! 🍺
Welcome back! Why are you "far out"? Have you been smoking marijuana cigarettes? Have you been doing doobies?

I'll take a cask strength whiskey of your selection. CHEERS!
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Far~Out~Pat » Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:06 pm

Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:47 pm
Far~Out~Pat wrote:
Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:12 am
I originally joined september 15 2009, but my profile was banned for inactivity, I'll try not to be as lazy this time CHEERS!!! 🍺
Welcome back! Why are you "far out"? Have you been smoking marijuana cigarettes? Have you been doing doobies?

I'll take a cask strength whiskey of your selection. CHEERS!
I was back when i came up with that name, Thanks for the welcome, cask strength coming right up Cheers 🥃 *CLINK*
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." Dr. Johnson
Smokey Old Bar, With A Cold Lone Star⭐🍺

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:41 pm

Oh, wow, far out.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:06 pm

Welcome back!

Cheers to your safe return!

I'll have a Hi-Lo.

High end beer or whiskey with the opposite chaser. As in a shot of Blanton's and a Hamm's or a shot of Kentucky Gentleman and a Founders CBS.


The Hi-Lo combo can be dealers choice.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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