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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri May 11, 2018 4:18 pm

Welcome back AoM. I would like to say I have the wit of the Old Guard but that would be a lie. I am sometimes taken by muse and drink during these times I have flashes of semi brilliance. I try to keep the emojis to a minimum. Though i did start the drinking meme page. Well it is what it is. Drink up and enjoy.

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Re: Introductions and I'm buying the next round!

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 12, 2018 1:54 am

Absinthe Of Malice wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 2:51 pm
I am going to reintroduce myself here, as I have been away for too long.

...I'm Jim and I go back in time to the days of the war with that other board back in 2005.

I've prattled on long enough.

Cheers, big ears!
Welcome back aboard young man. It's kind of like returning to something you forgot you missed that was fun.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Nausea » Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm

Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!
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Post by mistah willies » Wed May 16, 2018 5:40 am

Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!
There around four new members with nonsense names spelled in likewise manner to this one's. When it posts, it will be a deluge of posts with plagiarized snippets of online magazine stories interspersed with Nike shoe links.
The other mods are quite aware of these, originating from a single source overseas.
We're going to keep one and play with it. Try to teach it to DRINK.
If that can't be done, we'll remove the brain and tan the hide, and hang it on the wall
Cross your fingers that we can teach it.
This important work may save us all when the Singularity occurrs...

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Wed May 16, 2018 3:44 pm

Can we find the location these bots are being generated from and plan a Drunkard Intervention at that location for next year?
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Dear Booze » Wed May 16, 2018 8:17 pm

Patchez wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 3:44 pm
Can we find the location these bots are being generated from and plan a Drunkard Intervention at that location for next year?
Man, I sure hope they are coming from New Orleans.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Thu May 17, 2018 3:36 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 8:17 pm
Patchez wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 3:44 pm
Can we find the location these bots are being generated from and plan a Drunkard Intervention at that location for next year?
Man, I sure hope they are coming from New Orleans.
Or Bangkok.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Fri May 18, 2018 9:49 am

Palinka always used this ip tracker device. That thing worked like shit. Did you know that I live in New Jersey?

Having said that maybe this is old Palinka trying to lock in from the netherworld
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 19, 2018 5:07 am

oettinger wrote:
Fri May 18, 2018 9:49 am
Palinka always used this ip tracker device. That thing worked like shit. Did you know that I live in New Jersey?

Having said that maybe this is old Palinka trying to lock in from the netherworld
That would be ironic as hell: Palinka had a hard on for killing bots. That's probably why there aren't many bots about these days.
Well, that and FKR's recent board migration...

If Palinka came back as a bot, would he commit Seppuku?

Or did he rewire one like a beat up T-1000?

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Sat May 19, 2018 6:32 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 5:07 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri May 18, 2018 9:49 am
Palinka always used this ip tracker device. That thing worked like shit. Did you know that I live in New Jersey?

Having said that maybe this is old Palinka trying to lock in from the netherworld
That would be ironic as hell: Palinka had a hard on for killing bots. That's probably why there aren't many bots about these days.
Well, that and FKR's recent board migration...

If Palinka came back as a bot, would he commit Seppuku?

Or did he rewire one like a beat up T-1000?
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed May 30, 2018 9:48 pm

Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!
Hold up Nauz Dawg, are you trying to hook up with gHzcXitj3a?! You even called it a "user" teehee!
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Re: Introductions and I'm buying the next round!

Post by mistah willies » Thu May 31, 2018 7:47 pm

Absinthe Of Malice wrote:
Mon May 07, 2018 2:51 pm
I am going to reintroduce myself here, as I have been away for too long...

...Cheers, big ears!
Good to have you aboard again, young man.

DRINK!!!

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Bubblez » Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:26 am

mistah willies wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 5:40 am
Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!

We're going to keep one and play with it. Try to teach it to DRINK.
If that can't be done, we'll remove the brain and tan the hide, and hang it on the wall
Cross your fingers that we can teach it.
This important work may save us all when the Singularity occurrs...
What would a bot drink?

what about one of those fancy bacon infused cocktails but we replace bacon with SPAM?
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 02, 2018 7:09 am

I think I`ve seen this cunt before. It tried to sign in under the very suspicious name gHzcXItj- 2B
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Nausea » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:54 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 9:48 pm
Nausea wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 pm
Welcome newest user gHzcXItj3a to the board!
Hold up Nauz Dawg, are you trying to hook up with gHzcXitj3a?! You even called it a "user" teehee!
Don't be such a cock block. Fucking robots is very progressive.
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