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Welcome aboard the SS Wasted. Enjoy your sunset ride to the Island.
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Indeed, welcome aboard, Comandante59.
I'd briefly read your moniker as Conan Dante, which also would be cool.

Looking forward to some good discussions

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:37 pm

Conan Dante



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Patchez wrote:
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mistah willies wrote:
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Conan Dante



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I was there when Patchez drank Atlantis
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oettinger wrote:
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Patchez wrote:
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mistah willies wrote:
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Hi, I was asked to introduce myself to ya'll. I found this site and joined because I thought it was a support group for getting undrunk but it looks like it isn't so fuck it..I'll continue drinking and working and try to get to school once in awhile. In my earlier days I had become a totally different person. I had adjusted all of my morals in order to stay in denial about the fact that I had a drinking problem. I lied, stole money from family and friends, and completely gave up on all of my aspirations. I drank away all of my emotions and basically became the shell of a human being. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror anymore.
I was in an abusive relationship and finally had enough of the alcohol-fueled fights. My abuser had threatened to kill me or himself if I left him. When he did accomplish killing himself, I began to reflect on how I could have allowed the situation to become so toxic without leaving. I realized that my drinking had numbed my feelings and standards in regard to that relationship. So fuck it..........Drinks are on me today! I've got to get going.....I'm going to try to get to school today and work tonight. Working at the clubs gives me a chance to control a situation whether or not I'm undrunk there..I've got to make a living despite me drinking and other shit. MissFit

Why the fuck does the word s-o-b-e-r change to "undrunk" I don't want my posts to be fucked with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MissFit wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:28 am
Hi, I was asked to introduce myself to ya'll. I found this site and joined because I thought it was a support group for getting undrunk but it looks like it isn't so fuck it..I'll continue drinking and working and try to get to school once in awhile. In my earlier days I had become a totally different person. I had adjusted all of my morals in order to stay in denial about the fact that I had a drinking problem. I lied, stole money from family and friends, and completely gave up on all of my aspirations. I drank away all of my emotions and basically became the shell of a human being. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror anymore.
I was in an abusive relationship and finally had enough of the alcohol-fueled fights. My abuser had threatened to kill me or himself if I left him. When he did accomplish killing himself, I began to reflect on how I could have allowed the situation to become so toxic without leaving. I realized that my drinking had numbed my feelings and standards in regard to that relationship. So fuck it..........Drinks are on me today! I've got to get going.....I'm going to try to get to school today and work tonight. Working at the clubs gives me a chance to control a situation whether or not I'm undrunk there..I've got to make a living despite me drinking and other shit. MissFit

Why the fuck does the word s-o-b-e-r change to "undrunk" I don't want my posts to be fucked with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First question, is that you in your avatar? If so, then I approve.

Second question, did you come here to preach to us about the evils of alcohol? Sounds like you did. If so, you came to the wrong place. We are all beyond redemption here.

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Sammy wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:04 am

Second question, did you come here to preach to us about the evils of alcohol? Sounds like you did. If so, you came to the wrong place. We are all beyond redemption here.
Not only preach, but condescendingly so. "Drinks are on me!" Alright missy, just be lucky we can't hold you to that. The misplaced, juvenile sarcasm of this post makes me want to kick this bot into a vat of molten lava while giving it the thumbs down like a drunken Terminator 2
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Thank you for introducing yourself and for the round of drinks MissFit! Much appreciated. Sounds like you've had a bit of a rough time but hopefully things are on the upswing now. Here's to a fresh start!

The reason you can't type the "s" word is because it doesn't exist here, and for good reason! As the guys pointed out, this is the last place on earth for undrunkardism but we welcome you to have some drinks with us if you are indeed, here for that.

Patchez is best at clarifying the rules but it goes something like "Post often, post drunk, and post drunk often". Sláinte!
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:19 am
Sammy wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:04 am

Second question, did you come here to preach to us about the evils of alcohol? Sounds like you did. If so, you came to the wrong place. We are all beyond redemption here.
Not only preach, but condescendingly so. "Drinks are on me!" Alright missy, just be lucky we can't hold you to that. The misplaced, juvenile sarcasm of this post makes me want to kick this bot into a vat of molten lava while giving it the thumbs down like a drunken Terminator 2
I didn't come here to preach to anyone...didn't you read why I first came here? Fuck you if you don't like my post or any future ones for that matter. I had a brief thought of undrunkenness but it faded quickly and your shit post proves you're the juvenile one. I hate assholes I have to deal with them all night long. Gotta go shift is starting. I'll wait for your apology but feel it will never come.
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MissFit wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:07 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:19 am
Sammy wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:04 am

Second question, did you come here to preach to us about the evils of alcohol? Sounds like you did. If so, you came to the wrong place. We are all beyond redemption here.
Not only preach, but condescendingly so. "Drinks are on me!" Alright missy, just be lucky we can't hold you to that. The misplaced, juvenile sarcasm of this post makes me want to kick this bot into a vat of molten lava while giving it the thumbs down like a drunken Terminator 2
I didn't come here to preach to anyone...didn't you read why I first came here? Fuck you if you don't like my post or any future ones for that matter. I had a brief thought of undrunkenness but it faded quickly and your shit post proves you're the juvenile one. I hate assholes I have to deal with them all night long. Gotta go shift is starting. I'll wait for your apology but feel it will never come.
Uuhh.. if you're real, I'm sorry?

But as my last post said, I'm pretty sure you're either a bot or someone pulling our legs. But shiiiit, what do I know, it's Mardi Gras, fuckit, masks are all the rage
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:08 pm
MissFit wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:07 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:19 am


Not only preach, but condescendingly so. "Drinks are on me!" Alright missy, just be lucky we can't hold you to that. The misplaced, juvenile sarcasm of this post makes me want to kick this bot into a vat of molten lava while giving it the thumbs down like a drunken Terminator 2
I didn't come here to preach to anyone...didn't you read why I first came here? Fuck you if you don't like my post or any future ones for that matter. I had a brief thought of undrunkenness but it faded quickly and your shit post proves you're the juvenile one. I hate assholes I have to deal with them all night long. Gotta go shift is starting. I'll wait for your apology but feel it will never come.
Uuhh.. if you're real, I'm sorry?

But as my last post said, I'm pretty sure you're either a bot or someone pulling our legs. But shiiiit, what do I know, it's Mardi Gras, fuckit, masks are all the rage
Like I said, "I didn't come here to preach undrunkenness" and I sure didn't come here to deal with assholes either. If you don't like my posts or you think I a "bot"?? With you only having 334 posts as a member for 7 years.........you have balls to question my posts??? You're right what DO you know? Get back to me when you have a bit more time on the keyboard. K?
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Free lap dances and a round of drinks on YOU would probably make us more congenial.

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Sammy wrote:
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Free lap dances and a round of drinks on YOU would probably make us more congenial.
Like I haven't heard that before. LOL! You probably want my phone number and offer to drive me home after work too I bet.
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MissFit wrote:
Wed Feb 26, 2020 11:24 am
Sammy wrote:
Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:56 am
Free lap dances and a round of drinks on YOU would probably make us more congenial.
Like I haven't heard that before. LOL! You probably want my phone number and offer to drive me home after work too I bet.
That depends on where you live. I'm not driving way the hell out of my way to drive you anywhere. As for your phone number, that's not necessary. However, we do skype with each other here occasionally. You're welcome to join us sometime. Then we can see for ourselves if you're bullshitting us or not.

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