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Hey there Rick. Any friend of Stinkfinger Steve Dearboozawitz is a friend of ours. Welcome to the board, fellow drunkard! Chin chin!
Okole maluna!


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Genetically modified farts FTW!Badfellow wrote: ↑Wed May 06, 2020 6:18 pm...EPA regulations on genetically modified farts or just a simple matter of lathering your tax returns for "the man", you can rest assured the law firm of Dearboozawitz, Badfellow, Rye & Cokester will be here to invoice you.
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Rick forget that lame set of lawyers.
Go with Dewey, Screwum and Howe.
Anyways welcome aboard. I'll have anything from the Willet Distillery.
Go with Dewey, Screwum and Howe.
Anyways welcome aboard. I'll have anything from the Willet Distillery.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Try a group on Fuck Book for Shit Faced Chefs I point true Drunkards here so I might point some from here to therePat Magroin wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:08 pmMaybe you didn't understand. I was looking for new recipes while "I" was using liqur and weed. Drunk cooking is the only way to create new food and smoking weed is the best way to eat it.
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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New to the board, been in the chat. Just stumbled my way in
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Stumbling in is the best way to make your way here. Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! Sláinte!barkybark2 wrote: ↑Wed May 27, 2020 4:08 pmNew to the board, been in the chat. Just stumbled my way in
Okole maluna!


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Cheers BarkyBark!
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Welcome to the boards!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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It would be an hounor if you will never remember my name
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- machinehead
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Hello fellow alkies!
My name is machinehead
Taken from the song
Of the same name
Got a machine head
Better than the rest
Green to Red.
Cheers if the 90's rocked you!
My name is machinehead
Taken from the song
Of the same name
Got a machine head
Better than the rest
Green to Red.
Cheers if the 90's rocked you!
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machinehead wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:27 pmHello fellow alkies!
My name is machinehead
Taken from the song
Of the same name
Got a machine head
Better than the rest
Green to Red.
Cheers if the 90's rocked you!
Welcome fellow drunkard. Sláinte! Oh and definitely cheers to the 90's. I actually went to that concert.
Okole maluna!


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I misspent most of my concert money on Dark Star Orchestra, Government Mule, Eric Gales a Jimi Hendrix clone.
Never got to go to a 90's band concert, yet.
Cheers fellow Alkie!
Never got to go to a 90's band concert, yet.
Cheers fellow Alkie!
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Belated welcome from this old Injun Drunkard bastard to you, machinehead. Let's have a virtual drink right this moment.machinehead wrote: ↑Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:09 amI misspent most of my concert money on Dark Star Orchestra, Government Mule, Eric Gales a Jimi Hendrix clone.
Never got to go to a 90's band concert, yet.
Cheers fellow Alkie!
Drink!
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Cheers Modern Drunk Brother!
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Greetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...