New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

[Artful Drunktective]

Hey there Rick. Any friend of Stinkfinger Steve Dearboozawitz is a friend of ours. Welcome to the board, fellow drunkard! Chin chin!

[mistah willies]

...EPA regulations on genetically modified farts or just a simple matter of lathering your tax returns for "the man", you can rest assured the law firm of Dearboozawitz, Badfellow, Rye & Cokester will be here to invoice you.


Sincerely,
J. Jabberington Badfellow, esq.

Genetically modified farts FTW!
It's a cap and trade trademarked system of sideways money.

The sweet ones are the best.

[Patchez]

Rick forget that lame set of lawyers.

Go with Dewey, Screwum and Howe.

Anyways welcome aboard. I'll have anything from the Willet Distillery.

[Bubblez]

Maybe you didn't understand. I was looking for new recipes while "I" was using liqur and weed. Drunk cooking is the only way to create new food and smoking weed is the best way to eat it.

Try a group on Fuck Book for Shit Faced Chefs I point true Drunkards here so I might point some from here to there

[barkybark2]

New to the board, been in the chat. Just stumbled my way in

[Artful Drunktective]

New to the board, been in the chat. Just stumbled my way in

Stumbling in is the best way to make your way here. Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! Sláinte!

[ThirstyDrunk]

Cheers BarkyBark!

[Patchez]

Welcome to the boards!

[oettinger]

It would be an hounor if you will never remember my name

[machinehead]

Hello fellow alkies!
My name is machinehead
Taken from the song
Of the same name

Got a machine head
Better than the rest
Green to Red.

Cheers if the 90's rocked you!

[Artful Drunktective]

Hello fellow alkies!
My name is machinehead
Taken from the song
Of the same name

Got a machine head
Better than the rest
Green to Red.

Cheers if the 90's rocked you!

Welcome fellow drunkard. Sláinte! Oh and definitely cheers to the 90's. I actually went to that concert.

[machinehead]

I misspent most of my concert money on Dark Star Orchestra, Government Mule, Eric Gales a Jimi Hendrix clone.

Never got to go to a 90's band concert, yet.

Cheers fellow Alkie!

[mistah willies]

I misspent most of my concert money on Dark Star Orchestra, Government Mule, Eric Gales a Jimi Hendrix clone.

Never got to go to a 90's band concert, yet.

Cheers fellow Alkie!

Belated welcome from this old Injun Drunkard bastard to you, machinehead. Let's have a virtual drink right this moment.

Drink!

[machinehead]

Cheers Modern Drunk Brother!

[The Belcher]

Greetings boozeheads. Luke Schmaltz here aka The Belcher. I have been contributing articles and selling advertising for MDM since 2002 or so. I don’t know what took me so long to get on here. I have no excuse. I will welcome your cruel jabs of shame and consternation until this hangover slithers away ...