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Hugh wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:40 pm

Yes, Threepwood, it takes all kinds. But we need some diversity here. What use is a forum full of nothing but pieces of shit? We need non-pieces of shit here. Quite desperately.
I will endeavour, though perhaps with some difficulty, to give satisfaction.

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Welcome Galahad,
we always love to get to know new Drunks on this old fashioned forum.

never mind the piece of shit that is Hugh.

New one buys, I`d like a whisky sour.

And remember,

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Post often drunk
Not being drunk is an illness that can easily be cured

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Welcome to the Boards.
Diversity is a must. I'm an asshole so that covers the piece of shit and asshole spectrum.
We are all of course drunks. I have a few more hours till I'm off shift and ready to down some whiskey.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Welcome Galahad. I'm a dickhead. So we have that covered too. Let's have some fun on here. Has anyone invited you to join the online skype Tavern yet?
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Galahad Threepwood wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:37 pm
Hugh wrote:
Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:26 pm

So you're a Wodehouse reader. Maybe you're not such a piece of shit after all. Because nearly all new registrants to this forum are pieces of shit.
I assure you, I'm definitely a piece of shit. But it takes all kinds, wot?

Welcome aboard Sir Galahad! Looking forward to getting to know another fellow drunkard piece of shit (although you'll be sorry you got to know this piece of shit). Chin chin! Prost! Sláinte!
Okole maluna!

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Hello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?

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Welcome aboard. Remember. Post often. Post drunk. Post drunk often.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

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BlueJayFields wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:32 pm
Hello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?
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BlueJayFields wrote:
Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:32 pm
Hello...I am new, as they say. From England. Peace and love to all...I've enjoyed reading various threads, thus my signing up. What else can I say?
Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! Looking forward to your drunken contributions to the board! You'll fit in nicely with the British Invasion. I'll take a Long Beach Ice Tea kind sir. Chin chin!
Okole maluna!

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Good to have another Englishman join the ranks. This board was once ram-packed with Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.

We're slowly taking over!

Anyway cheers!
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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:25 am
Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.
Hey! Are you disrespecting our national anthem?!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:08 pm
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Fri Jan 08, 2021 10:25 am
Yanks drunkardly screaming about Freeeedom, pick-up trucks, and their Uncle Jack Danielelllss the Third.
Hey! Are you disrespecting our national anthem?!
Yeeehaaaaw!

Come on Bo Duke, we gonna have to jump the pond in the General Lee. Probly gotta start back in Ohio to get enough speed.

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Hi,
New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military.

I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose.

I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one bar I was a regular at even bought me an engraved watch.

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:17 pm
Hi,
New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military.

I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose.

I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one bar I was a regular at even bought me an engraved watch.

And a hearty welcome to you, non-landlubber. Let’s have a pint of rum all around. Curious... what is the liquor of choice in Antarctica?
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

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Thank you, Antarctica is remarkably well stocked, so pretty much anything you like

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