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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Wed May 08, 2019 6:12 pm

Nausea wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 3:22 pm
A big welcome to our newest member, buzzsaw_the_revival. I expect a healthy longevity for this account. Too bad his avatar sucks.
As his life and career no doubt suck as well.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Fri May 10, 2019 11:10 am

Patchez wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 6:12 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 3:22 pm
A big welcome to our newest member, buzzsaw_the_revival. I expect a healthy longevity for this account. Too bad his avatar sucks.
As his life and career no doubt suck as well.
It logged in the next evening @23:30 (+5 Greenwich) and began to squat without toilet paper. Then was quickly dropped through a portable trap door.

Lot of effort for a troll with nothing of substance.
Now show me a troll with solid wit and sharp teeth and we're on to something.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Bubblez » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:43 am

Too many fuckin hours workin.. not near enuff drinkin.. Welcome new and returning fellow alcoletes... gimme three shot of grey goose.. or is it grey geese... fuck it let me have a flock of vodka
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:35 pm

And you are?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Bubblez » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:47 am

Patchez wrote:
Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:35 pm
And you are?
Drunk...
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Bubblez » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:48 am

Bubblez wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:47 am
Patchez wrote:
Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:35 pm
And you are?
Drunk...
Wait... wait.. a pain in the ass... No... no a douche nozzle
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:42 am

Bubblez? Hmmm. Doesn't ring a bell. As in Bubbles from "Little Britain"?.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Stendhal » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:23 am

The name Stendhal comes from my favorite novelist, Stendhal, born Marie-Henri Beyle. Like us, he enjoyed dark wines and easy women. My favorite drinks for summer are scotch and club soda or gin and club soda. For the rest of year, Brandy, Scotch, Bourbon, and stout.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Stendhal » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:25 am

Tareyton cigarettes are a constant through it all.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:48 am

Stendhal wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:23 am
The name Stendhal comes from my favorite novelist, Stendhal, born Marie-Henri Beyle. Like us, he enjoyed dark wines and easy women. My favorite drinks for summer are scotch and club soda or gin and club soda. For the rest of year, Brandy, Scotch, Bourbon, and stout.
Welcome aboard, Stendhal. Damn fine name and story behind it.

I'll have a sipper of Baker's 107.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:31 am

Good to meet you Stendhal! Looking forward to your future contributions to the board. A Long Isle Ice Tea with some sort of chicken wing platter would totally rock right now if you could hook that up! Cheers and welcome!
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Nausea » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:28 pm

Stendhal wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:23 am
The name Stendhal comes from my favorite novelist, Stendhal, born Marie-Henri Beyle. Like us, he enjoyed dark wines and easy women. My favorite drinks for summer are scotch and club soda or gin and club soda. For the rest of year, Brandy, Scotch, Bourbon, and stout.
Welcome! What are your favorite scotches?

Me, anything peaty and smokey.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Stendhal » Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:24 pm

I like the Macallan and Dewars white label, have been meaning to try Laphroaig.

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by Patchez » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:10 pm

Welcome! hope you'll find this little corner of the intertrons to your liking. A bit old school but fun.

I'll have an Ardbeg. Any Ardbeg. Since we were talking scotch.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:00 am

I'll have the bourbon, all of it keep it coming, do new guys even buy ab=nymore this is bullshit
Pour my shit newb, I will have the exact amount of Jim Beam that was lost in the recent Beam rickhouse fire. no more no less
Serve it to me and Badfellow right now
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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