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Hey there Rick. Any friend of Stinkfinger Steve Dearboozawitz is a friend of ours. Welcome to the board, fellow drunkard! Chin chin!
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed May 06, 2020 6:18 pm
...EPA regulations on genetically modified farts or just a simple matter of lathering your tax returns for "the man", you can rest assured the law firm of Dearboozawitz, Badfellow, Rye & Cokester will be here to invoice you.


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Rick forget that lame set of lawyers.

Go with Dewey, Screwum and Howe.

Anyways welcome aboard. I'll have anything from the Willet Distillery.
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Pat Magroin wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:08 pm
Maybe you didn't understand. I was looking for new recipes while "I" was using liqur and weed. Drunk cooking is the only way to create new food and smoking weed is the best way to eat it.
Try a group on Fuck Book for Shit Faced Chefs I point true Drunkards here so I might point some from here to there
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New to the board, been in the chat. Just stumbled my way in

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barkybark2 wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 4:08 pm
New to the board, been in the chat. Just stumbled my way in
Stumbling in is the best way to make your way here. Welcome aboard fellow drunkard! Sláinte!
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Cheers BarkyBark!
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Welcome to the boards!
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