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Alcohol-free cider - that would make it apple juice.
White Rastas - those aren't "dreadlocks", they're just dirty hair.
Socks with sandals - please, please stop.
Channel 5 News - put some news in it instead of talking about celebrities that I've never heard of.
Sam Cam - words fail me.
Brix E. Smith working as a fashion consultant - you used to be in The Fall, get some self-respect.
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Palinka wrote:Feel free to add your pet
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<sigh> Not the first time that I have been misquoted...
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The terms "military intelligence" and "jumbo shrimp"
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peetie44 wrote:The terms "military intelligence" and "jumbo shrimp"
I sadly agree with the first part. Now, camaraderie, well it is a reality.
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Palinka wrote:Alcohol-free cider - that would make it apple juice.
White Rastas - those aren't "dreadlocks", they're just dirty hair.
Socks with sandals - please, please stop.
Channel 5 News - put some news in it instead of talking about celebrities that I've never heard of.
Sam Cam - words fail me.
Brix E. Smith working as a fashion consultant - you used to be in The Fall, get some self-respect.
Alcohol-free whisky (this is a real product) - Image


Feel free to add your pet (and petty) peeves here.
So called "R n B".
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.

"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire

"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.

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pubs serving more food than booze

low fat crisps

yes I'll have a drink, but only one...
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People coming to the pub in the afternoon, when the heat is high outside and asking for soda.
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scottish 10-10 licensing laws
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People who eat with their mouth open.

People on the platform who won't move the fuck out of the way when I'm trying to alight.

Hunting for sport (I am aware this may be unpopular, sorry.)

The.X Factor.

People who meaningfully say 'touch base'.

You. You know what you did. Cunt.
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lol cats!
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GinSoakedGirl wrote:Hunting for sport (I am aware this may be unpopular, sorry.)
We try not to waste food in this house. Sometimes things get thrown out before they're eaten. But we're quite steadfast about food that once had a face not ending up in the garbage can.

All of the hunters I know eat what they kill. I couldn't respect doing it any other way.
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steved2112 wrote:We try not to waste food in this house. Sometimes things get thrown out before they're eaten. But we're quite steadfast about food that once had a face not ending up in the garbage can.

All of the hunters I know eat what they kill. I couldn't respect doing it any other way.
I have absolutely no problem with people eating what they kill. I have a massive problem with people taking a life just for shits and giggles. That sort of knobbery makes me quite ragey.
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GinSoakedGirl wrote:I have absolutely no problem with people eating what they kill. I have a massive problem with people taking a life just for shits and giggles. That sort of knobbery makes me quite ragey.
You're right, Let's kill'em all.
(sorry, that was too tempting).
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foreigners.
i am so sorry but i just had to.
mainly for p.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.

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