Things that are WRONG!

[Lush City]

Words fail me as to just how WRONG, this is...

horrid. ick.

Only pedos need apply.

[Palinka (RIP)]

There being no Halloween in the Savage/Grumpy household, this year. Very tragically...

[Bur]

The fact it's monday. On the other hand I'm off to haul some pints towards my liver.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...I'm off to haul some pints towards my liver.

[Savage]

I need help. Putting up the skull-topped fence, wiring the skeletons to their chairs and so forth. Attaching the ravens and bats and the lovely vulture to the roof gutters, oh, and putting up the blacklight bulbs all around the house. And the gravestones. Mustn't forget the gravestones. And, can anyone carve a scary pumpkin? I'm afraid that I have no artistic talent. I can handle the soundtrack. Got several hundred Halloween cds.

[Frankennietzsche]

Here are some examples of the calibre of people that I have to deal with:

1) Yesterday, one of the mechanics, or "technicians", asked me, while texting, how to spell "book". (I find it interesting that the barely literate actually text.)
2) A few weeks ago, while writing out the history of the repairs that he performed, he asked me how to spell "fixed".

Kentucky Department of Education- "Hey, at least we're not Mississippi"

[Lush City]

Where are the fashion police?

[Savage]

Here are some examples of the calibre of people that I have to deal with:

1) Yesterday, one of the mechanics, or "technicians", asked me, while texting, how to spell "book". (I find it interesting that the barely literate actually text.)
2) A few weeks ago, while writing out the history of the repairs that he performed, he asked me how to spell "fixed".

Kentucky Department of Education- "Hey, at least we're not Mississippi"

Yep yep yep. When I lived in Evansville, the running joke was how stoop-ed the Kenfuckyins were. Don't know why (my dear Grandma hailed from there), but it was definitely an issue. When we drove through there, on the way to Hoosierville, I thought it was a green and beautiful place. (And what the hell is a Hoosier?)

[Frankennietzsche]

(And what the hell is a Hoosier?)

"Hoosier father?" or "Hoosier mother?" (It's funny because it implies that they are all bastards.)
OR, the long answer.

[Savage]

As always, I remain cornfused.

[Stingray]

In this day and age can they still not make it easier to open the bag in cereal boxes??? wtf???

or is that just in SA?

[Stingray]

oh oh oh! and if this iterating little short fat puta tells me one more boring story about her children I"m gonna shoot myself in the face!

I'm sorry I have no more fucks to give...

and they wonder why I drink at the work.... pffff!

[Savage]

(And what the hell is a Hoosier?)

"Hoosier father?" or "Hoosier mother?" (It's funny because it implies that they are all bastards.)
OR, the long answer.

Ayoh my freeking god, I think you got it. Like, Who is yere? Yep, yep.

[Lush City]

This is what is wrong... There is something very very wrong with people. That's one reason I drink. Otherwise I'd be worried.

[Frankennietzsche]

In this day and age can they still not make it easier to open the bag in cereal boxes??? wtf???

THANKS OBAMA!