Alcohol-free cider - that would make it apple juice.
White Rastas - those aren't "dreadlocks", they're just dirty hair.
Socks with sandals - please, please stop.
Channel 5 News - put some news in it instead of talking about celebrities that I've never heard of.
Sam Cam - words fail me.
Brix E. Smith working as a fashion consultant - you used to be in The Fall, get some self-respect.
Alcohol-free whisky (this is a real product) -
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Game on!Palinka wrote:Feel free to add your pet
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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<sigh> Not the first time that I have been misquoted...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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The terms "military intelligence" and "jumbo shrimp"
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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I sadly agree with the first part. Now, camaraderie, well it is a reality.peetie44 wrote:The terms "military intelligence" and "jumbo shrimp"
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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So called "R n B".Palinka wrote:Alcohol-free cider - that would make it apple juice.
White Rastas - those aren't "dreadlocks", they're just dirty hair.
Socks with sandals - please, please stop.
Channel 5 News - put some news in it instead of talking about celebrities that I've never heard of.
Sam Cam - words fail me.
Brix E. Smith working as a fashion consultant - you used to be in The Fall, get some self-respect.
Alcohol-free whisky (this is a real product) -
Feel free to add your pet (and petty) peeves here.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Things that are WRONG!
pubs serving more food than booze
low fat crisps
yes I'll have a drink, but only one...
low fat crisps
yes I'll have a drink, but only one...
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People coming to the pub in the afternoon, when the heat is high outside and asking for soda.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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scottish 10-10 licensing laws
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People who eat with their mouth open.
People on the platform who won't move the fuck out of the way when I'm trying to alight.
Hunting for sport (I am aware this may be unpopular, sorry.)
The.X Factor.
People who meaningfully say 'touch base'.
You. You know what you did. Cunt.
People on the platform who won't move the fuck out of the way when I'm trying to alight.
Hunting for sport (I am aware this may be unpopular, sorry.)
The.X Factor.
People who meaningfully say 'touch base'.
You. You know what you did. Cunt.
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WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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lol cats!
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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We try not to waste food in this house. Sometimes things get thrown out before they're eaten. But we're quite steadfast about food that once had a face not ending up in the garbage can.GinSoakedGirl wrote:Hunting for sport (I am aware this may be unpopular, sorry.)
All of the hunters I know eat what they kill. I couldn't respect doing it any other way.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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I have absolutely no problem with people eating what they kill. I have a massive problem with people taking a life just for shits and giggles. That sort of knobbery makes me quite ragey.steved2112 wrote:We try not to waste food in this house. Sometimes things get thrown out before they're eaten. But we're quite steadfast about food that once had a face not ending up in the garbage can.
All of the hunters I know eat what they kill. I couldn't respect doing it any other way.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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You're right, Let's kill'em all.GinSoakedGirl wrote:I have absolutely no problem with people eating what they kill. I have a massive problem with people taking a life just for shits and giggles. That sort of knobbery makes me quite ragey.
(sorry, that was too tempting).
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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foreigners.
i am so sorry but i just had to.
mainly for p.
i am so sorry but i just had to.
mainly for p.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.