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frankennietzsche wrote:
Stingray wrote:In this day and age can they still not make it easier to open the bag in cereal boxes??? wtf???
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That creepy bloke who walks really close to me and hums on my way to the station in the mornings, he's wrong. And seeing as I shall be stuck on it today, the bastard cunting M25 again.
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This is so wrong that I don't even know if I should post it: Sexxi Batman
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That is so sick it's fucking funny. It's the best crime deterrent I can think of. LMAO!
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Anybody post the 2 wrong make a wright joke?
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No. Go ahead. Would like to see it. Thx.
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Lush City wrote:No. Go ahead. Would like to see it. Thx.

Me Too! I have never heard it but a buddy of mine says it's a Doozy!
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Screwball wrote:
Lush City wrote:No. Go ahead. Would like to see it. Thx.

Me Too! I have never heard it but a buddy of mine says it's a Doozy!
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If two wrongs don't make a right what do two Wrights make?

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Two Wrights make an airplane.

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Mr Boozificator wrote:This is so wrong that I don't even know if I should post it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBimiqL7MDs
so sick. and that is why we let you post here.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:This is so wrong that I don't even know if I should post it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBimiqL7MDs
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Lush City wrote: Image
This reminds me of a song from my youth that was ripped off from the Chili's babby back ribs commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxI5Ttl9YY0
I want my tittyback tittyback tittyback
I want my tittyback tittyback tittyback
Fat Wendy's tittyback ribs
Barbecue sauce!
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Freud would have a field day!
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This is an excellent statement-question...

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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Burry Man wrote:They fact firefly was cancelled.
From a Tampa Bay newspaper.

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Mr Boozificator wrote:This is so wrong that I don't even know if I should post it: Sexxi Batman
Here is some more Batman related WRONG, for you.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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