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Jukeboxes that don't have Stan Bush's "The Touch" on them.
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Yeah, Brian Wilson doing rap is so wrong but oddly amusing. Had to bail with 2:00 left. Couldn't take the abuse.
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Words fail me as to just how WRONG, this is...
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That this tiresomely whiny thread still exists.
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Whining that other people are whining.
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GinSoakedGirl wrote:Whining that other people are whining.
{;^)>
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Palinka wrote:Words fail me as to just how WRONG, this is...
This past Sunday, the papers gave us an ad for adult diapers, presented by what appeared to be a belly dancer. It is comforting, I suppose, to know that one day in the distant future, I shall have no shame when I display my infirmities to the general public. Mad men, indeed.
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THIS, on the other hand, is SO right...

Strip Club Sues Oracle Over Alleged $33,540 Unpaid Tab (VIDEO).
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peetie44 wrote:That this tiresomely whiny thread still exists.
Whine time often goes hand in hand with wine time. Both lead to 'bine time
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peetie44 wrote:THIS, on the other hand, is SO right...

Strip Club Sues Oracle Over Alleged $33,540 Unpaid Tab (VIDEO).
The news was turned into an Oracle promo for their convention. When you're big you don't have to say you're sorry. I need a drink.
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The Corsica wine that I have bought today is tasteless WHAT THE FUCK? I want this fucking island levelled to the ground before sunrise.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:The Corsica wine that I have bought today is tasteless WHAT THE FUCK? I want this fucking island levelled to the ground before sunrise.
Everybody knows Corsica is shit. It won't be missed. Do your worst
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Mr Boozificator wrote:The Corsica wine that I have bought today is tasteless WHAT THE FUCK? I want this fucking island levelled to the ground before sunrise.
Consider it done.
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Palinka wrote:Words fail me as to just how WRONG, this is...
horrid. ick.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:The Corsica wine that I have bought today is tasteless WHAT THE FUCK? I want this fucking island levelled to the ground before sunrise.
Eeermm...wasn't there some French hero that came from Corsica?
Just saying that you might want to consider the internal tourism money...
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