Things that are WRONG!

[Blackneto]

Vancouver Canuncks

[Mr Boozificator]

People who ask for one of your cigars and then complain that it is way too strong.

[NightShiftCharlie]

Flavored vodka, for 3 reasons;

1: The weird flavors they come up with. Bubble gum, whipped cream, etc. What legitimate drinks are made from bubble gum and whipped cream?

2: Encourages laziness. You're supposed to add the flavor yourselves by MIXING vodka with whatever. What next, tomato flavored vodka, for those who don't know how to make a Bloody Mary?

3: The reduced proof. When I saw that UV's flavored varieties had only 35 proof, I said out loud, "Who the Hell put liqueur in the vodka aisle?"

[Palinka (RIP)]

...What next, tomato flavored vodka, for those who don't know how to make a Bloody Mary?...

I fear that you are too late.

But I agree with you on every point. Vodka is one of my favourite tipples and that it seems to be the "go to" booze for marketing arsehats to fuck with, just pisses me off no-end.

As my dear old grandad said, "If you can't sack up enough to educate your palate to appreciate good, honest booze; then stick to fucking Babycham!"

[Shane-O-Matic]

Arsehole taxi drivers.

Uppity non-drinkers who have never tried it.

Late night food outlets who try and charge you twice.

Jobsworth bar staff.

[ThirstyDrunk]

injustice

[Savage]

People who let their kids yell or play loud video games in the train.

I was on a train and a couple had their child naked and running up and down the isles making small talk with people. It was quite alarming

Oh yes! When you have charge of a small mammal, you have responsibilities! Take care, and protect the small one from the freaks, and protect the big ones from the small one. Oh, if only one had to have a license to procreate.

[Mr Boozificator]

injustice

wow wow wow, easy there tiger, some of us are just trying to dishonestly do their tyranting job. What would I look like if I didn't have an innocent guy whipped now and then. No one respects entirely fair overlords.

[Wingman]

i can't believe no one's said, "standing in doorways."

[Mr Boozificator]

Bothering us again with that stupid shit about Diana Spencer.

[Bur]

Mondays.

[Palinka (RIP)]

Bothering us again with that stupid shit about Diana Spencer.

Concur and seconded.

[Lush City]

pubs serving more food than booze

low fat crisps

yes I'll have a drink, but only one...

Dance clubs serving very little booze...

[Palinka (RIP)]

Twerking and Mylie Ray Cyrus, especially at the same time!

[Surreal]

At first I thought this was wrong....... but the more I drink, the righter it becomes.