Happy Birthday Lady Savage!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
happy birthday. I'd fax you some champagne bu the machine's broken
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Savage, allow me to celebrate yet another year of your indomitable and convivial presence on not only in this li'l nabe, but lo, on earth in general.
May Kentucky never tire of creating the elixir you hold so dear!
And, not for nothin', it wouldn't kill them to start delivering to you regularly for a nominal cash fee.
May Kentucky never tire of creating the elixir you hold so dear!
And, not for nothin', it wouldn't kill them to start delivering to you regularly for a nominal cash fee.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Happy Birthday Savage Swiller! any many happy reruns.
need a woman be good to me... won't hide my whiskey try to serve me tea...
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Oh you guys!
and yes, when the girl took my blood, I thought of penguins (kinda the way Queen Vic thought of something, and someone I can't remember, but I think it was a guy, thought of baseball) Oh, wait, QV thought of England. Oh, and the guy that thought of baseball, that was an entirely different thing. sorry. Don't mean to be offensive. Anyway, the penguins didn't do the job. I'm going back to my old "make your mind blank" thing. It's easy to do, and it works. *
*well, if you're me. but you're not, are you? otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this, would you? because you would have already typed it, and moved on, and fixed yourself another drink.
and yes, when the girl took my blood, I thought of penguins (kinda the way Queen Vic thought of something, and someone I can't remember, but I think it was a guy, thought of baseball) Oh, wait, QV thought of England. Oh, and the guy that thought of baseball, that was an entirely different thing. sorry. Don't mean to be offensive. Anyway, the penguins didn't do the job. I'm going back to my old "make your mind blank" thing. It's easy to do, and it works. *
*well, if you're me. but you're not, are you? otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this, would you? because you would have already typed it, and moved on, and fixed yourself another drink.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Savage wrote:Oh you guys!
and yes, when the girl took my blood, I thought of penguins (kinda the way Queen Vic thought of something, and someone I can't remember, but I think it was a guy, thought of baseball) Oh, wait, QV thought of England. Oh, and the guy that thought of baseball, that was an entirely different thing. sorry. Don't mean to be offensive. Anyway, the penguins didn't do the job. I'm going back to my old "make your mind blank" thing. It's easy to do, and it works. *
*well, if you're me. but you're not, are you? otherwise, you wouldn't be reading this, would you? because you would have already typed it, and moved on, and fixed yourself another drink.
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Happy Birthday Lady Savage, and thank you for your wiley Woolf Ways, you majesty of prose.
May your nights be filled with a full mark of Maker's, and your days filled with cake, cupcakes, and cups of cake.
I think I fell off the icing and into the rum below, forgive me
Happy Birthday D.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
There's birthday's and rum cake??!? What have you done, Savage?
Oh, well...guess you'll have to make the best of it.
{;^)>
Oh, well...guess you'll have to make the best of it.
{;^)>
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Happy Belated dear lady, may your next year be as awash with bourbon as your last.
cheers!
cheers!
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Re:Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
So, for like, Halloween, I make this killer punch. And all the little ones can drink it. And all the old folks get their punch with a shot gloss pony's worth of the booze, to add to their punch cup. And everyone is happy.
psst, sometimes, I just dump some champs into my cup, since I am already drinking the bourbon from my flask.
Halloween. It's the most wonderful time of the year. ahshit. I have to buy a few more skeletons, so my graveyard will not look bare.
psst, sometimes, I just dump some champs into my cup, since I am already drinking the bourbon from my flask.
Halloween. It's the most wonderful time of the year. ahshit. I have to buy a few more skeletons, so my graveyard will not look bare.
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I'm going to do pull ups on the bar Grumpy installed. Got to build up that upper body strength, don't you know.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
I missed my chance to type happy birthday on your actual birthday.
So here's me, typing happy birthday on your actual Sunday.
May the penguins keep their distance.
So here's me, typing happy birthday on your actual Sunday.
May the penguins keep their distance.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Happy 101st Birthday, Dead Lady S.
And may I add that you look half that age.
And may I add that you look half that age.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Happy Birthday — 2014 — Savage!
May your bourbon bottle never run dry!
May your bourbon bottle never run dry!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Belated birthday anniversary salubrity!
Trivia... Penguins are ticklish. True story...
Trivia... Penguins are ticklish. True story...
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Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Lady S.
Happy Birthday Lady S. Hope you can't remember a thing.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice