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i forget sometimes but then you see a thing like a lovely former regular having to kowtow and reidentify. and then you just think about stuff like, why? who's so in charge and afraid of other long time members that they want to make them feel that unwelcome. i am unafraid but still miss some oldtimers dotdotdot... dumdumdum....
huh? who is better than who?
not me.
i aint' better than nobody.
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i ain't better than nobody and i drink at least 15 Hamm's every night.
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they still make hamm's?
right on, man. right on.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters, $13.99 for a 30 pack.
cheers
I've been off work most of this week, and it should be a landmark.150 in a seven day period
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You men eat yer dinner, eat yer Hamm's and beans..

I eat more chicken any man even seen. YEAH YEAH!!!

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What does an honest injun have to do to get a drink in this place?


Helloooo?


So who is this long time MDMer of whom you speak, Screwball? Sounds like a drink is indicated, to raise the spirits.

Like ones in this here glass.

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screwball is a prat.
a delightful, stupid, well-loved, smelly, noble, asshat.
also a gentleman and a scholar. and did i mention, a prat?
but no, not him.
is this one of those threads where we can introduce new cursing phrases? there was one, i think but i forget stuff.
the drink and all. you know.
somebody said something about douchebonnet which i have been using with abandon.
i've also added cuntlocker and cocktoggle to my lexicon.
i don't know what any of them mean but the're fun to shout at crossgrained timbers that won't bow to the will of my mallet.
hmmm. stuff.
oh yeah.
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Ah. Thank you for the elucidation. I've started at the top of these threads, instead of from the bottom as is usual for the likes of me.

Time is wasted when I am wasted and trying to play a game of catch up. But I won't apologize for my obvious inebriation (damn it takes a lot of backspacing and correcky for trying to post a decent thought or two.)

Or maybe the decent thoughts are best if in descent?

Me? I truly enjoy learning a new word when I come across it. I like cuntlicker, fuckstick, and also ass-hammer, but as for words, I do enjoy the wealth of other languages' influence on our spoken ghoulash of what we know as the Engrish language.

So who, Treetop, has been mis-handled, and why not take a moment to educate this old, toughened liver who is new to this marvelous Pub?
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lower case t.
and first, i require of you some new and preferably hilarious cursewords.
that's not true. i require nothing from any of us as we are all equal in our own right.
you know who i miss?
mr greenjeans and mr hooper. i think mr greenjeans and jim from mutual of omaha's wild kingdom were the same guy but i can't prove it.
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Mistah, you sure do write like that e e cummings

And that is a lot of fun , idn't it

I just come here to draank and read and enjoy the company of other'n. Your diffusive obfuscations make a man scratch his noggin, and I am looking for a drop

but i'll raise a toast for ya, and here;s a drink to follow, like buttah for the toast

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Mr Greenjeans! I loved that dude,he knew shit, but he was a cuntnoggin.
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...And I'm at 140 Hamms's since last monday right now. Luckily I have a buffer supply of Pabst tall boys.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:...And I'm at 140 Hamms's since last monday right now. Luckily I have a buffer supply of Pabst tall boys.
Thought you also had a wine cellar (or was it just a hole in the ground) stocked with 40's?
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peetie44 wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:...And I'm at 140 Hamms's since last monday right now. Luckily I have a buffer supply of Pabst tall boys.
Thought you also had a wine cellar (or was it just a hole in the ground) stocked with 40's?
I thought the hole in the ground thing was "as good as"? Have I been digging up the back yard for nought?
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