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treetop wrote: and first, i require of you some new and preferably hilarious cursewords.
Of varying hilarity.

wankstain
cock jocky
fucktard
tosser
bellend
cuntbucket
clungeface/twatface/cuntface
tittenfick
shit licker

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Well i thought cuntbucket was funny. Image

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At the time.

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Splunge.

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Wankel rotary engine.
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treetop wrote: huh? who is better than who?
not me.
i aint' better than nobody.
au contraire, mon frer. You're still better than BMMS. But that's not saying much.
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Manatee fart.

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greygoose1 wrote:
treetop wrote: huh? who is better than who?
not me.
i aint' better than nobody.
au contraire, mon frer. You're still better than BMMS. But that's not saying much.
church
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.

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treetop wrote:...
you know who i miss?
mr greenjeans and mr hooper. i think mr greenjeans and jim from mutual of omaha's wild kingdom were the same guy but i can't prove it.
Frank Zappa - Son Of Mr Green Genes
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Duluoz wrote:Wankel rotary engine.
my blue heaven. nicely done.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.

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treetop wrote:
Duluoz wrote:Wankel rotary engine.
my blue heaven. nicely done.
Wow! Had a Mazda RX-7 and it had a Wankel. Never a problem. Lots of fun to drive.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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