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...which never should have gone out of style...

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/195348/ ... -of-style/
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May I offer my contrafibularities...?
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Fucktard seems obsolete. It needs to be revived.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Fast Cast wrote:Fucktard seems obsolete. It needs to be revived.
OK, you start...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Palinka wrote:
Fast Cast wrote:Fucktard seems obsolete. It needs to be revived.
OK, you start...
I already did, fucktard.

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I've heard of "Grass Widow" but not California Widow. Why you blame us? What did we ever do to the rest of you staties?
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Savage wrote:I've heard of "Grass Widow" but not California Widow. Why you blame us? What did we ever do to the rest of you staties?
These folks really know how to irritate the locals. This abuse is really old so might as well have another drink.
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Lush City wrote: These folks really know how to irritate...
Isn't that sort of the whole point about insults?
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Seems I have jirbled in the past and likely to do so again.
Not the Richard Gere kind though.
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Patchez wrote:Seems I have jirbled in the past and likely to do so again.
Not the Richard Gere kind though.
Speaking of Richard Gere...did you know he's back in the hospital?

Something about having a mole removed...

http://instantrimshot.com/
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peetie44 wrote:
Patchez wrote:Seems I have jirbled in the past and likely to do so again.
Not the Richard Gere kind though.
Speaking of Richard Gere...did you know he's back in the hospital?

Something about having a mole removed...

http://instantrimshot.com/
okay, took me a bit. I hadn't had my frosted flakes yet. I get it now. HAH! HAH!
Maybe you should gopher that joke again.
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Douchenozzle is another in need of reviving.

Fast Cast - is "Eat my Fucktard" a proper use of the word?

Perhaps we should consult Mayhem.
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Surreal wrote:Douchenozzle is another in need of reviving.

Fast Cast - is "Eat my Fucktard" a proper use of the word?

Perhaps we should consult Mayhem.
Concur
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ducky
n.,
(used as a term of endearment or familiarity) dear; sweetheart; darling; pet

gremmie
n.
a novice surfer or one with poor form.

hodad
n.
one who poses as a surfer with all the gear but never surfs

moola
n.
money.

palooka
n.
an athlete, esp. a boxer, lacking in ability, experience, or competitive spirit.
"I ended up on a train with a one way ticket to Palookaville" - I'm too drunk to remember or research where that came from. OK? So help me out here.

http://dynamo.dictionary.com/57382/mool ... ican-slang
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Savage wrote:I've heard of "Grass Widow" but not California Widow. Why you blame us? What did we ever do to the rest of you staties?
In German they have the term Straw Widow (Strohwitwe) for what the article calls California Widow.

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