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Stingray wrote:
Savage wrote:I'm embarrassed to say what I do to earn my daily bread.

But I am damn good at it.
Let me guess.... Your an erotic furniture designer?
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Wait, back up the truck. I'm trying to figure that one out. Erotic furniture designer?
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Chairs and such with protuberances and cavities in strategic locations, perhaps?
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Oogty ick. What brought you up, boy?
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Now I laughed so much that some of my left over pizza that I brought to work for lunch came out of my nose!!!
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i work at subway..the sandwich shop..yeah! hah. the pay is obviously terrible.. but i enjoy it and i can go into work and straight up tell my boss how drunk i am still from the night before..i finished my degree a couple of years ago and could probably get a better job.. but i'm enjoy the incredible lack of responsibility for now....also those sandwich's can soak the shit out of a hangover.
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I own a factory/assembly plant for sexual paraphernalia. Quite profitable I might add. Keeps me in the most expensive Tequilas and local brewed Mexican cerveza.
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I work for The Man.

Seeing as The Man takes (in my view) an inordinate amount of my wages away in tax, I see nothing morally wrong with getting cock-eyed on the clock and do so pretty much every day. Once you figure out how to do it right, work just isn't so bad anymore. Not that I enjoy it, or anything.

Besides, they raised the retirement age and there's simply no way I'm gonna work THAT long, so an eventual firing or early death from an alcohol related illness would be much preferable.

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Lush City wrote:I own a factory/assembly plant for sexual paraphernalia. Quite profitable I might add. Keeps me in the most expensive Tequilas and local brewed Mexican cerveza.
excellent. I think you win
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i make dreams come true. i'm in sales for a manufacturing company. we've done everything from produce parts for a local entrepeneur's side hussle to parts for a supercollider. or however you spell that.
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Wingman wrote:i make dreams come true [...] or however you spell that.
L-I-Q-U-O-R S-A-L-E-S.
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Wingman wrote:i make dreams come true. i'm in sales for a manufacturing company. we've done everything from produce parts for a local entrepeneur's side hussle to parts for a supercollider. or however you spell that.
Supercollider?

Is that like when a double Jamesons slides down your gullet and slams into your liver?

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I spin dreams that no one will ever read. And I cook.
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My daily nut is being squeezed by Obamacare.
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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