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I'm thinking about starting a side gig of selling hot, top-shelf whiskey out of the trunk of my car...
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Lush City wrote:My daily nut is being squeezed by Obamacare.
That sounds painful; my sympathies.
like tears in rain

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I sing karaoke for free pints of Guinness

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[quote="Surreal"
Is that like when a double Jamesons slides down your gullet and slams into your liver?[/quote]

i no longer get paid for that. more like a hobby, now.
Stupid should hurt.

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A big bag of nothing, don`t ask me where I got this case of beer and handle of vodka from...but I digress. Let us see what the great butthead thinks of this
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At night I lie, I ride trains across the plain...
On that velvety night you shivered out of my arms. Do not disappoint me nor my wrath made of foreign skies.
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I am the sky
across which the sun rises and sets
light a candle
to remember me when I am gone
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