The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
I'm thinking about starting a side gig of selling hot, top-shelf whiskey out of the trunk of my car...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Savage
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That sounds painful; my sympathies.Lush City wrote:My daily nut is being squeezed by Obamacare.
like tears in rain
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I sing karaoke for free pints of Guinness
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Wingman
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Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
[quote="Surreal"
Is that like when a double Jamesons slides down your gullet and slams into your liver?[/quote]
i no longer get paid for that. more like a hobby, now.
Is that like when a double Jamesons slides down your gullet and slams into your liver?[/quote]
i no longer get paid for that. more like a hobby, now.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
A big bag of nothing, don`t ask me where I got this case of beer and handle of vodka from...but I digress. Let us see what the great butthead thinks of this
Drink!
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Mr Boozificator
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At night I lie, I ride trains across the plain...
On that velvety night you shivered out of my arms. Do not disappoint me nor my wrath made of foreign skies.
On that velvety night you shivered out of my arms. Do not disappoint me nor my wrath made of foreign skies.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Savage
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I am the sky
across which the sun rises and sets
light a candle
to remember me when I am gone
across which the sun rises and sets
light a candle
to remember me when I am gone
like tears in rain