The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
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Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
I am paid to drink free beer, and while waiting for the next round, bang on a piano and sing passably on-key.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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joiner by trade. plied my living as a barman for years earlier in life. never could get on with the sots though. miserable bunch.
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.
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Towards the end of this, after a LOTTA stage beer, I get my moment...
Ricky Nelson...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjifjbDpx2U
Ricky Nelson...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjifjbDpx2U
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
Look at Peetie, just a young man with a dream having a Garden Party of his very own. You shoulda been sitting in with the man, Deano and Walter. "My Rifle, My Pony and Me" could have used a little tinkling to carry it through. Any good with a six shooter?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmMflqOEFyA
Rio Bravo, where the answer to sobering up a drunk is to take his whisky away and give him beer.
Classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmMflqOEFyA
Rio Bravo, where the answer to sobering up a drunk is to take his whisky away and give him beer.
Classic.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Strange, the auto correct must be drunk. How'd "sobering" get through? Have to file an IT report I guess.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
You sound like a pharmacist.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I sell candy, crutches, cough drops, wheelchairs, and narcotics.
YES YOU CAN
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Your Honor,Judge wrote:Look at Peetie, just a young man with a dream having a Garden Party of his very own. You shoulda been sitting in with the man, Deano and Walter. "My Rifle, My Pony and Me" could have used a little tinkling to carry it through. Any good with a six shooter?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmMflqOEFyA
Rio Bravo, where the answer to sobering up a drunk is to take his whisky away and give him beer.
Classic.
Actually, I'm quite proficient with a Colt Single Action Army revolver (western six-shooter). My late Uncle Joe was a fast-draw competitor back in the '50s/'60s and he taught me some skills. Put it this way, you wouldn't want me shooting at you with a Colt pistol within 30 yards.
While playing with Rick Nelson (this was @1982-1984, between Blasters tours, and I was on-call to play with RN because his #1 piano guy worked a lotta LA record sessions and didn't wanna go on the road), I did get to hang a bit and talk some shit with Wayne Newton (WN was taking a little time off and came in to see us a couple of times during Rick's 2-week run at the MGM Grand @1983). Newton was friendly, down-to-earth...total class act. VERY knowledgeable about all kinds of music...and you should hear him play the guitar...I mean, DAMN!
Also...survived a piano encounter in Vegas @Jan/1982 with this character...
Last edited by peetie44 on Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
It only corrects the five-letter "S-word"; not any derivatives thereof, sadly.Judge wrote:Strange, the auto correct must be drunk. How'd "sobering" get through? Have to file an IT report I guess.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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The Mrs. and I saw Wayne Newton at the Stardust before they tore it down. He put on a hell of a show, can't sing anymore but he played just about every string instrument up there (mandolin, guitar, banjo) and I believe he played the trumpet and sax. Actual performer who can play, not just sing into a reverb unit copying Michael Jackson dances. And the Mrs. got a kiss from him of course.peetie44 wrote:Your Honor,Judge wrote:Look at Peetie, just a young man with a dream having a Garden Party of his very own. You shoulda been sitting in with the man, Deano and Walter. "My Rifle, My Pony and Me" could have used a little tinkling to carry it through. Any good with a six shooter?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmMflqOEFyA
Rio Bravo, where the answer to sobering up a drunk is to take his whisky away and give him beer.
Classic.
Actually, I'm quite proficient with a Colt Single Action Army revolver (western six-shooter). My late Uncle Joe was a fast-draw competitor back in the '50s/'60s and he taught me some skills. Put it this way, you wouldn't want me shooting at you with a Colt pistol within 30 yards.
While playing with Rick Nelson (this was @1982-1984, between Blasters tours, and I was on-call to play with RN because his #1 piano guy worked a lotta LA record sessions and didn't wanna go on the road), I did get to hang a bit and talk some shit with Wayne Newton (WN was taking a little time off and came in to see us a couple of times during Rick's 2-week run at the MGM Grand @1983). Newton was friendly, down-to-earth...total class act. VERY knowledgeable about all kinds of music...and you should hear him play the guitar...I mean, DAMN!
Also...survived a piano encounter in Vegas @Jan/1982 with this character...
Huh, you survived an encounter with Liberace and Ruiner survived one with Boy George (who bought him a drink).
And for your listening enjoyment.....the King of Strings Joe Maphis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi4W3qH4xxs
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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OHHHHhhh, yeah...Judge wrote:
And for your listening enjoyment.....the King of Strings Joe Maphis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi4W3qH4xxs
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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..or a pimp.Judge wrote:You sound like a pharmacist.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I sell candy, crutches, cough drops, wheelchairs, and narcotics.
YES YOU CAN
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Here ya go, Judge...another great picker.
Largely unknown to all but country guitar fanatics, the late Phil Baugh (who I used to see play in the lounge at the old Pomona Lanes bowling alley in Pomona/CA, when I was @10-11yrs old) could TEAR UP a guitar.
The studio version of this song won the CMA Country Instrumental of the Year Award in @1965.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwws6XPZ1JM
Largely unknown to all but country guitar fanatics, the late Phil Baugh (who I used to see play in the lounge at the old Pomona Lanes bowling alley in Pomona/CA, when I was @10-11yrs old) could TEAR UP a guitar.
The studio version of this song won the CMA Country Instrumental of the Year Award in @1965.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwws6XPZ1JM
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
I just worked what was unofficially my last shift as a kitchen porter in a fish and chip restaurant, so I'm back to being a student.
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I am a scientistPalinka wrote:I am a scientist...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"