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My excuse was, I was drunk. And it was my 30th anniversary. The pearl anniversary, according to Hallmark. The Grump got me a nice pearl and diamond ring, which looked a bit like the one he got me ten years ago, except a lot bigger. I got him a really cool watch, black and green, because the pearly ones all looked so damn girly I thought he'd hurl at the thought of wearing them. Yes, thirty years ago, I lost my mind, threw caution to the winds, and somethingsomethingneveryoumind and here we are. Wedded, and grandparented, and all that stuff.
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Savage wrote:My excuse was, I was drunk. And it was my 30th anniversary. The pearl anniversary, according to Hallmark. The Grump got me a nice pearl and diamond ring, which looked a bit like the one he got me ten years ago, except a lot bigger. I got him a really cool watch, black and green, because the pearly ones all looked so damn girly I thought he'd hurl at the thought of wearing them. Yes, thirty years ago, I lost my mind, threw caution to the winds, and somethingsomethingneveryoumind and here we are. Wedded, and grandparented, and all that stuff.
And congratulations on all that! Yay SavageGrumpy!
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I went into rehab on the rez for a while at the beginning of last yr. Figured what the hell! Ain't got no job, no place to stay, flat broke, sick as a dog. Wasn't that bad. My fellow Apache drunkards were just as anxious as me to get bk out there n get fucked up. Now I am bk to drnkn fairly regular trying not to get too sick agn. Plus my buddy gave me this tablet to work with, so I got actual internet access. Hope to c u all more frequent!

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bluebottle wrote:I went into rehab on the rez for a while at the beginning of last yr. Figured what the hell! Ain't got no job, no place to stay, flat broke, sick as a dog. Wasn't that bad. My fellow Apache drunkards were just as anxious as me to get bk out there n get fucked up. Now I am bk to drnkn fairly regular trying not to get too sick agn. Plus my buddy gave me this tablet to work with, so I got actual internet access. Hope to c u all more frequent!
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TD! Wekk yeath ol' boy! Monster Magnet it is! U got any obsidian war beads left? Mistah willies I look forward to drink in with ya!

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Wekk yeath indeed.
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Not really a good excuse, but ended up with a bit of a wife, and just generally slacked off on internet posting a bit what with things to do and the loss of the ability to ever do a bit of quick posting at work.
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My life has become more complicated in every possible level and I was not even able to pay a visit to the Black Velvet for Christmas. I've reached that point where I am dreaming of being deployed so that the crappy aspects of my job would disappear. I effing hate being a responsible adult.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:I've reached that point where I am dreaming of being deployed so that the crappy aspects of my job would disappear. I effing hate being a responsible adult.
My friend who worked on same line of work as you said the exact same last night when I DD'd him. Hope it'll sort out decently.

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scotchymcdrinkerbean wrote:Not really a good excuse, but ended up with a bit of a wife, and just generally slacked off on internet posting a bit what with things to do and the loss of the ability to ever do a bit of quick posting at work.
This thread was custom made for folks like you. Glad to see you checking in after 10years. Better late than never. I'm sure you've been living the drunkard code nonetheless. It's good to hear about it.
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Oh, I've not been away quite that long. I used to be quite active up until around Katrina, but at some point there was a board change and my posts from before then disappeared.
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