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My excuse for being away for a few years was that, (at the time) I though I found love, and was requested to cut back on the sipping, and since it was my first relationship I though I was doing the good boyfriend thing and cutback, well needless to say things went sour and she started to become abusive I started enjoying the swill again 1 part being my old coping system and 1 part rebelling. Well needless to say once I was busted for passing out and failing to cover the evidence things got worse, finally with the help of a family intervention (the good kind this time) I was connvince to leave, so I did, I was tired of the beatings and the mind games, too much to list, however she wasn't ready to let go and I was stalked and harassed for a good year and a half, today she even tries to get intouch from my youtuve channle or facebook. So I had to delete my old email accounts which inculded my old user name "Drunken Child". So I had to start from the begining again. That's my story, now that I have got that off my chest whos up for a shot?
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I apologize to the above poster for the woman. I met me wife upon these words: "I like to drink and I'm good in bed". Never hide yourself from loved ones and they should be the same.
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Resident Asshole wrote: I met me wife upon these words: "I like to drink and I'm good in bed". Never hide yourself from loved ones and they should be the same.
I have to agree, I never hid who I was, I was just a fool finding love for the first time and didn't want to lose what took me so long to find. But it was a lesson hard learned and I have vowed never again, if the next lady in my life can't handle I enjoy the drink and good weed then she isn't the one for me.
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Cnd_Caveman wrote:
Resident Asshole wrote: I met me wife upon these words: "I like to drink and I'm good in bed". Never hide yourself from loved ones and they should be the same.
I have to agree, I never hid who I was, I was just a fool finding love for the first time and didn't want to lose what took me so long to find. But it was a lesson hard learned and I have vowed never again, if the next lady in my life can't handle I enjoy the drink and good weed then she isn't the one for me.
Good for you, Cnd_Caveman for your epiphany, better for you R. Asshole that you found a lady by being yourself. She already sounds better than the lass at the 1st MWI - good on ya! Always thought ya deserved better.


Cnd_Caveman, you just go on being yourself and somebody worthwhile will find ya.

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Cnd_Caveman wrote:That's my story, now that I have got that off my chest whos up for a shot?
Yeah, yeah, love huh?
Feels good to let off some steam
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Cnd_Caveman wrote:
Resident Asshole wrote: I met me wife upon these words: "I like to drink and I'm good in bed". Never hide yourself from loved ones and they should be the same.
I have to agree, I never hid who I was, I was just a fool finding love for the first time and didn't want to lose what took me so long to find. But it was a lesson hard learned and I have vowed never again, if the next lady in my life can't handle I enjoy the drink and good weed then she isn't the one for me.
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No excuses, I've just been, well lazy and apathetic I guess.

Round my way everyone has been getting kids and the like so my old crew of regular drinking buddies has dwindled and now they never go out. Drinking nights are limited to the occassional birthday or heading to someones house where they all drink whatever was on offer in order to get hammerred enough to crawl back to their normally dry lives. There's no highs anymore and drinking seems like a grind to them more than a pleasure.

I'm still fighting the good fight myself, drinking the fine spirits and embracing the sentiments of this board, but it's become a lonely battle, one man against the crowd and so I have settled into my lot. The collapse of the 2013 CCC struck me down a little too and hence, I have been absent.

I'm going to try to resolve this though, I need a resurgence, to raise a glass and rejoin you animals! Here's hoping optomism overcomes apathy!
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You are among kindred spirits here my friend. Cheers!
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Hardcore Stig wrote:Round my way everyone has been getting kids and the like so my old crew of regular drinking buddies has dwindled
Lost a lot of them to some stupid girlfriends who thought I was a bad influence... well one of the guys still pisses their bed when drunk hahaha. The rest I never tried to reach again even when they became single again, because you know: Fucking coward pussies, betrayers etc.
I rather drink alone then share a glass with these weaklings

Seems they weren`t that good of friends anyway
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Reading through some funny older (even ancient) posts, that Barca character seems to be one funny person. And is apparently still a mod too.
Also noticed that most of the longtime posters joined around spring 2003, when exactly was this place founded again. Just curious
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LIFE! I'm sorry, I missed you guys! Thank you for posting this question.

I moved to Arkansas, bought some rural country land,a pretty large country ranch house (ripped out carpet and put in hardwood- ewww cat dander in carpet!) and two pickup trucks, got a government grant for a high tunnel,96 x 26x and started an organic farm "Little Wildcat Farm" ; then started a fermented pickle business (PICKLEHAUS) to launch this spring- working with U of A Food Science department and U of A Small business development center. Got more cats, have 8 indoor, feral family of four outdoor.
Still a manager at the busiest restaurant in town, hope to be done with that time sucking nonsense in a few years as my husband just graduated and is employed as a Food Scientist aka Food Engineer, and with the growth of my pickle business.

ALSO... Am owner of "The Weed Ladies"- seasonal organic hand landscaping

and... coming soon...tribal Etsy hair extensions.. bone,stone claw, bead, feather, leather hair extensions.

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oettinger wrote:
Hardcore Stig wrote:Round my way everyone has been getting kids and the like so my old crew of regular drinking buddies has dwindled
Lost a lot of them to some stupid girlfriends who thought I was a bad influence... well one of the guys still pisses their bed when drunk hahaha. The rest I never tried to reach again even when they became single again, because you know: Fucking coward pussies, betrayers etc.
I rather drink alone then share a glass with these weaklings

Seems they weren`t that good of friends anyway
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