In just a few hours, the United States of America is going to allow me to judge one of my fellow (albeit, scumbag) citizens. I plan to sentence them to death. (I do not care that it was only a parking violation. Rules are rules!)
oh dear. under our new 1984 NSA rules, this post probably qualifies me for lifetime imprisonment. Farewell, drunkards.
Going in but under protest
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Going in but under protest
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Re: Going in but under protest
Don't panic, the Attorney for the Defence will spot you a mile away and have you kicked off the jury before you have time to get the seat warm.
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Re: Going in but under protest
Idk, I saw those fuckers trying to parallel park, and they deserve life in prison at least.
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Re: Going in but under protest
give them the chair
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She's already sitting in one...Mr. Sandman wrote:give them the chair
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eh, have to go back again tomorrow. meth and stolen guns are involved. grinning monkey boy needs slapdown, but good.
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Going in but under protest
I've had to call in like three times sofar, only once have aI had to report. The one time, it was a lawsuit case and the dude came in he had no lower half of his body and It was a gainst an auger manufacturerer.
The lawyer for the Augre company was a smooth fucker I didn't trust him. But I didn't get picked either.
The lawyer for the Augre company was a smooth fucker I didn't trust him. But I didn't get picked either.
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Eh, the judge himself threw me off the bench, as I admitted that I thought that criminal folk deserved what they should get. I could only tell the truth. I won't lie. Oh, and as I missed the bus and was a half an hour late and my stupid cell phone refused to shut down and went off twice, Hizzoner was rather pissed off at me.
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Re: Going in but under protest
am i the only pervert who always thinks something else whilst reading the title of this thread?
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Yes.treetop wrote:am i the only pervert who always thinks something else whilst reading the title of this thread?
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Re: Going in but under protest
Palinka Morningstar wrote:Yes.treetop wrote:am i the only pervert who always thinks something else whilst reading the title of this thread?
no
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+1benitobeast69 wrote:Palinka Morningstar wrote:Yes.treetop wrote:am i the only pervert who always thinks something else whilst reading the title of this thread?
no
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can i change my name to bec de corbin? or at least lucerne hammer?
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Re: Going in but under protest
How about "Oxtongue" or "Bohemian Ear Spoon"?
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