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I'm not saying I'd suspect any of our board members...

Post by Judge » Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:24 pm

...but I'd be a fool not to:
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10 ... llery?lite

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I'm sure we don't have any members living nearby...oh wait, we do.
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Post by treetop » Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:50 pm

does anybody think it's odd how judge was the first one to bring this up? btw can i come over your house tomorrow judge?
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:49 pm

T'weren't me, i swear it so.
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Post by John Barleycorn » Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:14 am

You charge those kinds of prices and you'd better budget for security.

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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:42 am

treetop becdecorbin wrote:does anybody think it's odd how judge was the first one to bring this up?...
Err...He wasnt, Duluoz was.
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Post by treetop » Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:36 am

Palinka Morningstar wrote:
treetop becdecorbin wrote:does anybody think it's odd how judge was the first one to bring this up?...
Err...He wasnt, Duluoz was.
so particular, what with your fancy "facts" and all. who among us knows a truth?
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Post by Mr Boozificator » Sun Oct 20, 2013 12:26 pm

Who could possibly have beaten me to it but someone who knew about my devious plan.
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Oct 20, 2013 12:52 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote:...Anyone seen Thirsty recently?
Oh goody! We're all going to play "J'Accuse..."
Allow me to set up some background music, s'il vous plait?
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LMFAO!

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Post by treetop » Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:27 pm

who invited frenchy le beau? if you want to be a filthy, filthy frecharoo, p, start growing christmas trees and learn to hang rock. thats what we use them for in my neck of the woods.
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Post by Mr Boozificator » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:13 am

treetop becdecorbin wrote:who invited frenchy le beau? if you want to be a filthy, filthy frecharoo, p, start growing christmas trees and learn to hang rock. thats what we use them for in my neck of the woods.
Can anyone make sense of this for me?
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Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:39 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:Can anyone make sense of this for me?
The closest that I can get toward a meaning is that; a) "treetop" is taking the piss out of my francophile tendencies, b) He is unaware of the "Auld Alliance", c) He likes to poke things with sticks, and d) He was probably quite drunk at the time of writing.
Of course, this is merely guesswork; the overall meaning is otherwise shrouded in mystery (which may well have been "treetop's" intention).
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Post by Fast Cast » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:11 pm

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Post by treetop » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:43 pm

all of our frenchmen around here are canucks who grow christmas trees and come down here to hang sheetrock when their herds stampede and leave them no money for blackberry schnapps.
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Re: I'm not saying I'd suspect any of our board members...

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:49 pm

treetop becdecorbin wrote:all of our frenchmen around here are canucks who grow christmas trees and come down here to hang sheetrock when their herds stampede and leave them no money for blackberry schnapps.
So I was kind of right, then.
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