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Broken Toe

Post by Judge » Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:58 am

Absolutely no idea how. Just woke this morning and there it is in its swollen bruised glory. I've no doubt the real story is mundane at best. So I'm going to make up a better story and since no one witnessed the injurious event, no one can say I'm lying.

I think there should be a dragon involved somehow.
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Re: Broken Toe

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:09 pm

Or a Klingon and a recalcitrant Warp Engine...
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Re: Broken Toe

Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:13 pm

yoo gotz the gout lol
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Re: Broken Toe

Post by Wingman » Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:25 pm

frankennietzsche wrote:yoo gotz the gout lol
beat me to it.

just dont' walk on that foot, and ou'll e fine

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Re: Broken Toe

Post by Oggar » Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:18 pm

Careful, that's what killed Jack Daniel.
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Re: Broken Toe

Post by Judge » Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:45 pm

Fuck you all. I've had the 'gout' before. It never manifested itself on one toe with severe pain, bruising and torn skin. Anyway, it seems not broken just really jammed up. But that fucking dragon had something to do with it I'm sure of it.
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Re: Broken Toe

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:14 am

Gorn!
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Broken Toe

Post by GSG » Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:46 am

I'm sure you were doing something noble and heroic. I hope you and your steed get better soon!
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Re: Broken Toe

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Nov 03, 2013 3:04 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Gorn!
Makes sense. Start off with a quiet drink...

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...next thing you know they want to wrestle...

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...damned Gorn can't hold their drink.

Of course, it could have been so much worse...

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Re: Broken Toe

Post by treetop » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:06 am

i'm quite certain you were rescuing blind babies from a burning orphanage. i remember it distinctly. it's probably in the library of congress or something.
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Re: Broken Toe

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:18 am

gout

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Re: Broken Toe

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:59 pm

treetop becdecorbin wrote:i'm quite certain you were rescuing blind babies from a burning orphanage. i remember it distinctly. it's probably in the library of congress or something.
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Re: Broken Toe

Post by peetie44 » Sun Nov 03, 2013 6:57 pm

Palinka Morningstar wrote:Image
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