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Absolutely no idea how. Just woke this morning and there it is in its swollen bruised glory. I've no doubt the real story is mundane at best. So I'm going to make up a better story and since no one witnessed the injurious event, no one can say I'm lying.

I think there should be a dragon involved somehow.
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Or a Klingon and a recalcitrant Warp Engine...
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yoo gotz the gout lol
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frankennietzsche wrote:yoo gotz the gout lol
beat me to it.

just dont' walk on that foot, and ou'll e fine

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Careful, that's what killed Jack Daniel.
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Fuck you all. I've had the 'gout' before. It never manifested itself on one toe with severe pain, bruising and torn skin. Anyway, it seems not broken just really jammed up. But that fucking dragon had something to do with it I'm sure of it.
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Gorn!
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I'm sure you were doing something noble and heroic. I hope you and your steed get better soon!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Gorn!
Makes sense. Start off with a quiet drink...

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...next thing you know they want to wrestle...

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...damned Gorn can't hold their drink.

Of course, it could have been so much worse...

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i'm quite certain you were rescuing blind babies from a burning orphanage. i remember it distinctly. it's probably in the library of congress or something.
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gout

lolz
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treetop becdecorbin wrote:i'm quite certain you were rescuing blind babies from a burning orphanage. i remember it distinctly. it's probably in the library of congress or something.
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Palinka Morningstar wrote:Image
Faster than a Last Call Bell, able to carry five drinks without a tray, more poweful than a glass of Everclear. Look! Down there in the gutter! Is it a dead bird? Is it an busted model aeroplane? No it's...
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