Absolutely no idea how. Just woke this morning and there it is in its swollen bruised glory. I've no doubt the real story is mundane at best. So I'm going to make up a better story and since no one witnessed the injurious event, no one can say I'm lying.
I think there should be a dragon involved somehow.
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Proverbs 31:6&7
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Broken Toe
Or a Klingon and a recalcitrant Warp Engine...
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Re: Broken Toe
yoo gotz the gout lol
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Re: Broken Toe
beat me to it.frankennietzsche wrote:yoo gotz the gout lol
just dont' walk on that foot, and ou'll e fine
really, this is ane wkeyboard. i' not hat drunk.
Stupid should hurt.
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Careful, that's what killed Jack Daniel.
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Re: Broken Toe
Fuck you all. I've had the 'gout' before. It never manifested itself on one toe with severe pain, bruising and torn skin. Anyway, it seems not broken just really jammed up. But that fucking dragon had something to do with it I'm sure of it.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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I'm sure you were doing something noble and heroic. I hope you and your steed get better soon!
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Re: Broken Toe
Makes sense. Start off with a quiet drink...ThirstyDrunk wrote:Gorn!
...next thing you know they want to wrestle...
...damned Gorn can't hold their drink.
Of course, it could have been so much worse...
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i'm quite certain you were rescuing blind babies from a burning orphanage. i remember it distinctly. it's probably in the library of congress or something.
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gout
lolz
lolz
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Re: Broken Toe
Mild mannered Clark Judge has a secret. When danger threatens, with one long pull on his mighty hip flask, he becomes...treetop becdecorbin wrote:i'm quite certain you were rescuing blind babies from a burning orphanage. i remember it distinctly. it's probably in the library of congress or something.
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Re: Broken Toe
Gotta watch out for that kryp-toe-nite.Palinka Morningstar wrote:
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