I'm going to raise the Seven Toasts to our fallen comrade tonight, as is the Drunkard tradition. Please feel free to join me.
My first glass is a Bacardi White with a dash of lime juice.
Things You Might Not Have Known About Tony
During his tenure as the curator of the Royal London Hospital’s Museum of Pathology, Tony would sneak in after-hours and drink from the skull of Joseph Merrick. He said it was the only way he could stand the taste of Mr Pibb—mixed with Navy rum and sipped from the skull of the Elephant Man.
Second toast: Bacardi and some sort of cherry pit liqueur.
Did you know Tony was the Jenga Champion of Lower East Rochester? The secret of winning, he said, was many months of preparation, years of study as a Zen Buddhist monk in Tibet and killing the six other competitors right before the tournament started.
Third drink: an excellent adhoc Tiki cocktail with several rums, pineapple vodka and various juices.
The "Mayhem of the Mooninites" episode of Aqua Team Hunger Force was inspired by Tony's 2001 chain-whipping of ATHF creator (and Hummel-figurine enthusiast) Dave Willis in the Toad's parking lot during a full moon.
Modern Drunkard wrote:I'm going to raise the Seven Toasts to our fallen comrade tonight, as is the Drunkard tradition. Please feel free to join me.
My first glass is a Bacardi White with a dash of lime juice.
Things You Might Not Have Known About Tony
During his tenure as the curator of the Royal London Hospital’s Museum of Pathology, Tony would sneak in after-hours and drink from the skull of Joseph Merrick. He said it was the only way he could stand the taste of Mr Pibb—mixed with Navy rum and sipped from the skull of the Elephant Man.
Which gave rise to that age-old expression: Tapping the Elephant.
Fifth drink: Another goddamn shot of this filthy tobacco vodka.
Tony was heard to say during the Valkyrie flight to Valhalla: 'Really? All you're serving is this fucking godawful sweet honey beer? Don't you have any goddamn whiskey?"
Sixth shoutout: Realdeal absinthe with fake sugar and tap water.
Tony dedicated his currently unpublished and quite racy tell-all Memoirs of a Man of Danger to the sixteen children he hoped would never find out he had "loved up" their mothers.
The last, the Seventh: Absinthe, lime juice, cherry pit liqueur, water, Splenda, etc.
Drinking is the war against death, to be sure, but it finally will grab us all finally. I am romantic enough to believe there is something more than this and ACROSS THE TABLE THERE WILL BE MAYHEM DRINKING MEAD IN VALHALLA.
this man drove me to work on a flat tire in a snowstorm...this man used to send me drinks up the elevator when we lived in the same building. this man let me sleep in his apt. when I couldn't even make it even to the elevator. this man was my best friend. *glass raised*
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I love the fact that if you type, "Old Toad Rochester NY" into a google image search (even google.co.uk), one of the first images that comes up is this...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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