To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:38 am

Hillarious Clinton
or was it
Hitler´s Klingons?

And that

You recieved an email by reading this
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bluto » Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:23 pm

I'm raising my next beer to the East and sending good intentions to our friend Palinka.

cheers

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bur » Fri Oct 30, 2015 2:16 am

Soon as I'm done with work today I will toast one to the trolls that run this country at the moment.

I used to pool entertainment from the political system in the USA from Colbert report to use as funny-ish small talk in parties. But the current cluster fuck at cabinet is doing bang up job these days over here.

Example: The True Finns member requests a meeting within the party to see if they should drop out of the current cabinet (completely legit point also supported by most of the party), gets kicked out by the party leader and our ever gracious foreign minister (whose only language seems to be cryptic Finnish). The idea of dropping out was due to the fact they have failed on pretty much all of the things they claimed and having done so many U-turns I'm not completely sure which way they are even facing at this point.
Well turns out roughly 15 minutes after the fact that the firing was in contradiction of their own rules and thus null and illegal.

I also like millionaires talking about income equality and pointing out they do live in apartment instead of a manor, even though one owns said manor(s) outside of Finland (due to taxing issues I believe).

Oh well, maybe this is just paving the way for a little bit more stable combo in the future.

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Fri Oct 30, 2015 9:52 pm

I'm drinking to all you blood suckers out there sucking up the blood before Halloween.
You can't hide because we know who you are. Now we will invade your crypt and drive a wooden stake into your cold heart!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Mother Goose » Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:44 pm

After being absent for a great deal of time, i'm posting to Palinka's health and hoping for a favorable recovery. So sad to hear of his plight.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Surreal » Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:24 pm

To Palinka’s health

And because it’s 11/5, I’m pouring them tall and wide for our dear friend Tony.

Cheers to all you magnificent bastards.

And Screwball.

And Thirsty....

And NYD.

And BMMS [b/c it actually doesn’t make him smarter. it simply makes him smell better]

And Boozy.

And the Geese. [more Mrs than Mr]

And RA.

And Smatter, the LoJ, Casino, nic, treetop, Gin, blue spook, all all the rest of you sons a bitches.

Cheers from the bottom of my ever hardening liver.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bur » Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:00 pm

I'm toasting to tomorrow being either extremely short day work-wise (unless certain fuck sticks manage to fuck things up) so I'm able to get little thorsday drinking done.

Also, if liver was a muscle..

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Mr Boozificator » Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:53 pm

Surreal wrote:To Palinka’s health

And because it’s 11/5, I’m pouring them tall and wide for our dear friend Tony.

Cheers to all you magnificent bastards.

And Screwball.

And Thirsty....

And NYD.

And BMMS [b/c it actually doesn’t make him smarter. it simply makes him smell better]

And Boozy.

And the Geese. [more Mrs than Mr]

And RA.

And Smatter, the LoJ, Casino, nic, treetop, Gin, blue spook, all all the rest of you sons a bitches.

Cheers from the bottom of my ever hardening liver.
Boozy waves his glass back at you before gulping it and pouring an other. Long life to Surreal and the Surreal Mc Coys!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Sat Nov 07, 2015 7:28 pm

I am toasting Donald Trump on SNL tonight.
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Post by mistah willies » Sun Nov 08, 2015 12:58 pm

Larry David spoke some trvth last night

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:41 pm

To the absurdly stupid idea of me getting drunk before passing out
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bluto » Tue Nov 10, 2015 5:32 pm

Left work early this afternoon to start 5 days of deer camp.
Here's to shootin' things (both animal and boozeful).

Cheers

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bubblez » Wed Nov 11, 2015 6:55 am

Pouring a few Maker's 46 out and down the throat for all our vets. My list is:Thank you to those who served.
Emory Markle US Army WW2 Europe
Nevin Snyder US Army WW2 Europe
Uncle Bud USMC WW2 Pacific
Chris Markle USAF
Christopher R Heilman USAF
Everyone I served with from Basic in Lackland TX to Tech School in Lowry CO and RAF Bentwaters UK
Sampson Chris USAF
Joanna Lee US Army
Robert Maske US Army

Here's to all our vets who are here on this board.
Hers's to a long life and a happy one
A quick death and an easy one
A good girl and an honest one
A cold pint and another one.
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bubblez » Wed Nov 11, 2015 6:58 am

Bluto wrote:Left work early this afternoon to start 5 days of deer camp.
Here's to shootin' things (both animal and boozeful).

Cheers

-Bluto
You are lucky. We here in the Keystone Sate have to wait until the Monday after Thanksgiving. I'll be at our camp from that Friday until the following Wednesday. Good luck. Think backstraps. Shoot straight, bet right and drink more!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Patchez » Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:14 pm

On Veterans Day here in the States I'm toasting to those who have served.

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