To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:57 pm

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Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.

So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
To that very creative drunk!

Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
Just drink more of it. Why cause a fuss?
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:15 am

Lush City wrote:
oettinger wrote:
Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.

So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
To that very creative drunk!

Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
Just drink more of it. Why cause a fuss?
You`re right, what a dumbass I am... Cheers!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bluto » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:49 pm

A shot of rum and a glass full of beer to my friend Patchez. A belated happy beerthday to you, Sir!

cheers

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by brandonman » Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:53 pm

I'm toasting to a woman who has been my best friend for quite a while now. Turned out, that after a very crazy turn of events, the intense feelings I had for her were mutual. We're going out hiking with her dog, and stopping for a picnic she's preparing with a bottle of wine she made, on Sunday. Everything about us lines up (except for her having in the past said she would never consider a younger guy. She told me that "you're good looking enough to more than make up for it :P") Toast to us, because I sure am. She's everything I've ever wanted in a girl, and is wife material. And isn't crazy, unlike the previous fiasco.

CHEERS!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Gall4185 » Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:04 pm

Tonight it seems I'm toasting my return here,and to those I've discovered passed in my absence

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:46 pm

I'm toasting the coming demise of Hillary Clinton.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by hossthomas » Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:03 am

I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.

Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Patchez » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:28 am

Bluto wrote:A shot of rum and a glass full of beer to my friend Patchez. A belated happy beerthday to you, Sir!

cheers

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Patchez » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:32 am

hossthomas wrote:I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.

Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
If the brewery is worth a shit they'll hire by skill and passion. Heres to you getting the gig!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 15, 2016 11:25 am

Patchez wrote:
hossthomas wrote:I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.

Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
If the brewery is worth a shit they'll hire by skill and passion. Heres to you getting the gig!
Drunkenly concur
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Mr. Viking » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:27 pm

to savage, a glass of "champagne"
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:18 am

I'm toasting to the fact I'm able to toast to anything I damn well please while living on retirement funds. They haven't captured me yet but they will make sure I'm stripped penniless before I die.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Sat Apr 16, 2016 2:19 am

Lush City wrote:I'm toasting to the fact I'm able to toast to anything I damn well please while living on retirement funds. They haven't captured me yet but they will make sure I'm stripped penniless before I die.
So make sure then to drink yourself bare naked before they come for you.
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by mistah willies » Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:09 am

It's still the night (blackout curtains *ahem* black sails hoisted over the windows) and here's a toasst to you Modern Drunkard summina bastidges. Keep the faith!

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bluto » Tue May 03, 2016 6:26 pm

Raising a few glasses for my friend Thonen.
He was involved in a head on collision with a semi yesterday. He's lived to tell about it so far and I'm drinking to recovery.
The 2 bars I've been to so far don't serve Busch Light but when I find one that does I'll be drinking the whole damn thing for him.
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