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ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12700 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pmLocation: Xenia
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by ThirstyDrunk Sat May 02, 2015 6:52 pm
Screwball wrote: I own 2 handguns and 2 shotguns because I am afraid of Americans.
Cheers to you man.
Ain't nothin scarier than a godless, gun-totin' liberal.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Lush City
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5087 Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:55 pmLocation: Nearest tiki lounge
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by Lush City Sat May 02, 2015 7:07 pm
It's Screwball! Quick hide!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Screwball
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7064 Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pmLocation: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
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by Screwball Sat May 02, 2015 7:15 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote: Screwball wrote: I own 2 handguns and 2 shotguns because I am afraid of Americans.
Cheers to you man.
Ain't nothin scarier than a godless, gun-totin' liberal.
Fuckin' A Right, Amigo! Plus, throw in that I am a Butthole Surfer style Texan. I want to tax churches to pay for my Drug bills! Instead of giving money to some shyster to win you a spot in heaven, why not give money to a church that will pay my Drug bills? My Drug Bills Are Way Too High!!!!!
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12700 Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pmLocation: Xenia
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by ThirstyDrunk Sat May 02, 2015 7:23 pm
Screwball wrote: My Drug Bills Are Way Too High!!!!!
Now, that's an invoice I would like to see.
really the more I think about it, that is a really good idea.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Screwball
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 7064 Joined: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:30 pmLocation: A half foot away from a cat's nutsack. I Gotta get the DevilKat Fixed!
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by Screwball Sat May 02, 2015 7:59 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote: Screwball wrote: My Drug Bills Are Way Too High!!!!!
Now, that's an invoice I would like to see.
really the more I think about it, that is a really good idea.
Me Too!!
DanmHigh, I am.
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14289 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger Sun May 03, 2015 7:50 am
I call them fun bills, just sounds better spending a whole paycheck on fun
Drink!
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6747 Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pmLocation: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
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by mistah willies Sun May 03, 2015 9:03 am
Fun Bills?
TheDrunkardAnglo
Lord of Benders
Posts: 483 Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2015 9:00 am
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by TheDrunkardAnglo Sun May 03, 2015 9:59 pm
Liquor is my Jesus and the pub is my church.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Dear Booze
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2516 Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
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by Dear Booze Mon May 04, 2015 8:25 am
oettinger wrote: I call them fun bills, just sounds better spending a whole paycheck on fun
"...Me and Bill's patrollin' down Nine Mile..."
"Bill Roberts?"
"No, not that mother-scratcher. Bill Parker"
DRINK!
Dear Booze
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2516 Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
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by Dear Booze Fri May 08, 2015 12:33 am
I'm toasting to finding this little gem at an estate sale today.
DRINK!
oettinger
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 14289 Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am
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by oettinger Sat May 09, 2015 4:33 pm
Clickbait!
Drunk enough, I will for this weekend introduce my hometown to unexpected nudity.
Send me cigarettes, they are cash in jail...
Drink!
Dear Booze
Drinking God's Good Scotch
Posts: 2516 Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm
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by Dear Booze Sun May 10, 2015 8:06 pm
oettinger wrote:
Clickbait!
Drunk enough, I will for this weekend introduce my hometown to unexpected nudity.
Send me cigarettes, they are cash in jail...
One more reason that Sacramento is one of the best drinking cities on Earth.
DRINK!
oldsmartskunk
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 918 Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:07 am
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by oldsmartskunk Tue May 12, 2015 4:08 pm
To all of you modern drunkard suffering through dry working days!
