To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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I'm toasting to the fact that I am toasted large to go. That is no joke. So, just thought I'd share the joy with you all. Cheers!
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Raising thist glass to those unable to do so on their own.
Here's to our friends fighting like hell to survive. Good health and drink be upon them.

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And not to sound like too much of a fucking downer let's have a shot and drink to life!
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I'm toasting the end of Hillary Clinton.
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Bluto wrote:I'm raising my next bottle to Gripping The Wheel.
I'll match that. And it'll be some form of deviously delicious whiskey in his honor.
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I'm toasting the end of the American Empire and the American century. You better drink up now. It's going to be painful.
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Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.

So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.

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Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.

So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
To that very creative drunk!

Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
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oettinger wrote:
Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.

So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
To that very creative drunk!

Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
Just drink more of it. Why cause a fuss?
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Lush City wrote:
oettinger wrote:
Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.

So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
To that very creative drunk!

Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
Just drink more of it. Why cause a fuss?
You`re right, what a dumbass I am... Cheers!
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A shot of rum and a glass full of beer to my friend Patchez. A belated happy beerthday to you, Sir!

cheers

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Tonight it seems I'm toasting my return here,and to those I've discovered passed in my absence

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I'm toasting the coming demise of Hillary Clinton.
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I'm toasting to the fact that I'm trying to get a job at a local beer brewery. I have all the qualifications, but it's a popularity contest where if you don't fit the little local clique that hangs out in the tap room you're probably shit out of luck.

Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
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