To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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mistah willies wrote:To Giants of Modern Drunkardness: strength, unity, and a full bottle on front of me.


Together, let us raise a glass to the Dr.

HEALTH!
Nicely put, good sir.

Cheers, Palinka, To your health.

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mistah willies wrote:To Giants of Modern Drunkardness: strength, unity, and a full bottle on front of me.


Together, let us raise a glass to the Dr.

HEALTH!
Hear, hear!
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To Palinka
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To the Health of our own, Palinka and Savage. Long may they drink.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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A toast to the fact that I don't have to go anywhere this weekend, and a drink to those who are gone, and can't go anywhere this weekend.
Good on you, all of you.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Thanksgiving toast to all you drunks, active or otherwise. Thanks for being here whenever I need enabled to drink great things.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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To Friday!

Cheers

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You're mama.
Cheers
Take a whiff of my pantleg, baby.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're mama.
Cheers
My mama is a born again Bible thumper.

She aint never been cheerfull in her life.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're mama.
Cheers
My mama is a born again Bible thumper.

She aint never been cheerfull in her life.
Yikes,
Careful what you cheers for, I guess
Take a whiff of my pantleg, baby.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Patchez wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're mama.
Cheers
My mama is a born again Bible thumper.

She aint never been cheerfull in her life.
Yikes,
Careful what you cheers for, I guess
You can cheer on my old mom instead.
That post gets an F
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're mama.
Cheers
You can't afford my Mama.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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It's Sunday. I'm wholes up in the local sports bar with a glass of well bourbon. A tall Stone's Throw ale and I've got a dozen wings coming my way. Outside of the assholes that just rock up residence behind me I am escaping for an hour or two.
Escape. That's what I'm drinking to.

cheers,

-Bluto
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to the ungrateful Bastard in my Beer Group. Two years running I have had a twat for a recipient. Last year a hipster beer snob who gave a snide one line comment, basically alluding to the fact that his taste in beer is far superior than the sender. Fucking Hipster douchebag swine.

This year there has so far been no mention. The package arrived this afternoon and a single post from said ungrateful fuck bucket showing a local beer and whatever ear torture vinyl, cause nothing says hipster fuck wattle like vinyl, the DIQ is listening to now.

So heres to the ungrateful may they lead self important, hollow , shitty lives. They fucking deserve it.


P.S. Thanks for letting me vent/end rant.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote: Fucking Hipster douchebag swine.

This year there has so far been no mention. The package arrived this afternoon and a single post from said ungrateful fuck bucket showing a local beer and whatever ear torture vinyl, cause nothing says hipster fuck wattle like vinyl, the DIQ is listening to

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