To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by daphne » Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:30 am

Back at you, Mr. Prick.

This was not the study break I was looking for, you know?

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by whiskeyprick » Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:35 am

daphne wrote:Back at you, Mr. Prick.

This was not the study break I was looking for, you know?

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:44 pm

I'm toasting March Madness and NCAA BB!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oldsmartskunk » Tue Mar 22, 2016 1:38 pm

To my doggy, who had to be put down due to terminal illness, that would ensure 1 week of extreme suffering. Felt like i betrayed little bastard. He literally grew up with me - we've been together for 14years. He never said unkind bark to me, he would be happy to see me when i would come home so drunk i would fall next to the door. To one true friend who accepted me unconditionally. If there's a jeebus out there - be sure to rape his pudel and take a leak on his gay skirt! Cheers dear friend, i shall miss you!

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Thu Mar 24, 2016 1:29 am

I'm toasting my own drunken mini bender tonite and to tomorrow where I'll just flush all toxins from my body and not drink and feel the urge and all that wonderful crap. Ain't going full drunkard just yet. Call me whatever you want, I need days in between to recover because I don't want to die just yet. If that isn't good enough for you, please kiss my ass!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Thu Mar 24, 2016 11:52 am

Hey Lush man, move a little closer...

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Na! You`re right, recovery is indeed healthy. Stupid fact is that I recover while doing mostly physical labor. That does not work very well often. But after a couple of "sweaty nights" I`m as good as new at the end of the week!

Cheers to recharging!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bluto » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:29 pm

I'm raising my next bottle to Gripping The Wheel.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Wed Mar 30, 2016 9:58 pm

I'm toasting to the fact that I am toasted large to go. That is no joke. So, just thought I'd share the joy with you all. Cheers!
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Post by Bluto » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:04 pm

Raising thist glass to those unable to do so on their own.
Here's to our friends fighting like hell to survive. Good health and drink be upon them.

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Post by Bluto » Fri Apr 01, 2016 9:29 pm

And not to sound like too much of a fucking downer let's have a shot and drink to life!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:00 am

I'm toasting the end of Hillary Clinton.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Badfellow » Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:57 pm

Bluto wrote:I'm raising my next bottle to Gripping The Wheel.
I'll match that. And it'll be some form of deviously delicious whiskey in his honor.
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Post by Lush City » Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:03 pm

I'm toasting the end of the American Empire and the American century. You better drink up now. It's going to be painful.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Tarcek » Fri Apr 08, 2016 1:40 am

Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.

So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:27 am

Tarcek wrote:Last night, while i was quite drunk, i got it into my head to try and get free booze by mass-emailing distilleries in my area. They got back to me, and were some of the NICEST people i've ever corresponded with. They thought i was having trouble finding their products in my local liquor stores, and offered to get in contact with them and sort out whatever was wrong. Now i feel bad.

So... um, here's to them! I drink for their forgiveness and would buy them a drink had i met them in person.
To that very creative drunk!

Edit: I should email my vodka company and complain that their stuff isn`t getting me drunk enough and ask for a higher proof version personalized on my special needs.
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