To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Badfellow » Wed May 04, 2016 10:20 am

hossthomas wrote:
Why am I toasting? Because fuck those guys, I'm raising a glass to those who truly appreciate a good pint and the effort that goes into getting it into your glass. Cheers you fuckers.
Grain to glass, brother. I'll drink to that.
Perhaps you need to fire up a Kickstarter campaign and start your own nano-brewery? I'd certainly drink to that too. Just please, please don't make an IPA. The last thing this world needs is another fucking IPA.
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Sorry to hear about the misfortune, Bluto. He must be one tough bastard. Here's to his health and a speedy recovery.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Bur » Thu May 05, 2016 1:35 am

Here's one to a ex-gf, whom I still consider a good friend.

I said us together would kill us both quickly at some point, but suppose she's done that all by herself.
Got a call from her parents this morning from the ER (happened to be first person who's name they knew I guess ), kidney failure due to fuck ton of drugs and alcohol.

Live long and prosper my friends, for I for one don't need any more of this.

Here's another to finding a bar at 10 am on a national holiday in buttfucknowhereia!

Kippis.

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Shane-O-Matic » Thu May 05, 2016 2:18 am

Bur wrote:Here's one to a ex-gf, whom I still consider a good friend.

I said us together would kill us both quickly at some point, but suppose she's done that all by herself.
Got a call from her parents this morning from the ER (happened to be first person who's name they knew I guess ), kidney failure due to fuck ton of drugs and alcohol.

Live long and prosper my friends, for I for one don't need any more of this.

Here's another to finding a bar at 10 am on a national holiday in buttfucknowhereia!

Kippis.
I'm very sorry to hear this, my friend. Will try and call you later in the day.

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Fri May 06, 2016 10:01 am

Sorry to hear Bur. Cheers on her
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Patchez » Fri May 06, 2016 9:24 pm

That sucks on toast Bur and Bluto.

I was gonna toast to the end of a shitty night at work but your posts put things into perspective nicely.

Cheers to letting the petty shit go and letting your friends know you care while you still can. This shit we call life is fucking fragile.

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Sat May 07, 2016 11:19 pm

I'm toasting to good health and many more drinks down the line on a Saturday nite.
Cheers all!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by mistah willies » Thu May 19, 2016 11:16 am

We drink together here when we want to,
on our own terms,
and we share tragedies,
funny stories,
clever quips,
curious constructions,

and also we come here to fuck with each other.

No other place like it. Plenty of room at the bar, no last call,
well,
...until it is the last call for one of us.


Cheers you friggin bastards.



DRINK!



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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by brandonman » Fri May 20, 2016 12:27 am

Here's to the finest lass in the land, and hopes she can make the two hour drive to see me this weekend!

DRINK!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Patchez » Fri May 20, 2016 12:34 am

To Palinka and my attempt to Palinka the Board!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Tarcek » Fri May 20, 2016 6:33 am

This is a community - Talking to you bastards is like sitting around a bar full of strangers who see each other every night. Cheers

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Shane-O-Matic » Sat May 21, 2016 4:45 pm

To bad gambling, bad boxing and cheap hooch.

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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Sun May 22, 2016 12:26 am

I'm toasting the best weather of the year in SoCal, especially on the coast. Wish you were here.
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by oettinger » Sun May 22, 2016 6:52 am

Lush City wrote:Wish you were here.
Once mine and Constantine`s financial status is more stable we plan a trip to the Sates (should they let me in and not directly book an oward flight for me to guantanamo that is).
Your place is too damn big, meeting Willies, then Patchez and Bubbles, quick visit down to Texas paying for givemesomepils` final eight-ball then west to SoCal is hard to do in one big bender but cheaper than coming over twice. Renting a car is not the best idea for obvious drunk reasons. That means a lot of plane tickets to be paid for. We will see
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Lush City » Sun May 29, 2016 12:53 am

I'm toasting the downfall of the Clinton political machine after the latest release of emails regarding her lesbian activities. The mainstream media is starting to publish this info. It's time to throw Hill under the bus!
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Re: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

Post by Shane-O-Matic » Sun May 29, 2016 5:37 am

Toasting a few friends and family members lost in the past year. Whatever form any possible afterlife takes, I hope the bar is plentiful.

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