To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?

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Today, I am toasting to the rest of you fellow drunkards on this fine board. Cheers big ears!
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To Martin van Buren, of course. Martin van "Kick em in the balls" Buren! Best bare-knuckle brawler ever to set foot in the White House.
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Tonight I'm toasting to the long time MDM members who have returned to post again.

Facebook is cotton candy and popcorn, and those are good with the county fair/carnival/ movie house flick. Me? I like a good cheeseburger, fresh off the charcoal grill.

This place is a rare treat, like a good steak, and that is also good. Perhaps it is more akin to a cruise through various places to drink.

some are dives, some serve drinks with their food upon linen-covered tables (which I tend to make messy)

But, in my humble opinion, I prefer to consider this place to be a pub, in the finest sense of the term. Form the olden times.

Good tales, camaraderie (not to be confused with communism, although that's a funny thing to chat about) and ales, stouts, and the hops for them hopsters, and a good scent of pipe smoke.

So, let us DRINK! to the continuation of a little pub at the end of a finger on the arm of the giant galaxy we know as Modern Drunkard Magazine.

If only there was a magazine.

(publishing very soon)


DRINK! with me, with us, always.

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Palinka
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Mr. Viking wrote:Palinka
To Palinka!

*pours a little rum on the floor*

Palinka.
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I'm toasting the butt hurt Democrat party that is using Putin as the scapegoat as to why they lost in order to de-legitimize Trump. This is typical leftist behavior. I'm watching you. Cheers!
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Lush City wrote:I'm toasting the butt hurt Democrat party that is using Putin as the scapegoat as to why they lost in order to de-legitimize Trump. This is typical leftist behavior. I'm watching you. Cheers!
To fake news!

They`ll try to get a new law through congress here in germany, said law will eventually be the tool to block alternative media.
We had this before. Last time it was called Nazi government. Do we also get a minister of truth agian, please.
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oettinger wrote:
Lush City wrote:I'm toasting the butt hurt Democrat party that is using Putin as the scapegoat as to why they lost in order to de-legitimize Trump. This is typical leftist behavior. I'm watching you. Cheers!
To fake news!

They`ll try to get a new law through congress here in germany, said law will eventually be the tool to block alternative media.
We had this before. Last time it was called Nazi government. Do we also get a minister of truth agian, please.
Dood, whatever happens don't get buggered by some crazy sex starved Muslim. Well, they may just bypass you because you have a beard and you are over 12years old.
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