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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:31 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:01 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:52 am
Yes, I can confirm, Flipper is alive and doing well
Really
Really really
Really tried to Skype in today.
Evidently, some drink arsehole attempted to many times and now the NSA is after me again.

Did Skype/little-limp
I mean, micro-soft
Change things up again?

Or is it drink-kopf? Me?
I got it on. I mean, I got on skype for a bit today too. Everyone sounded like Max Headroom.

https://youtu.be/1hsaYC_SrZ4
Your signal was working as good as Roseanne Bar and a drunk`s erection aka the cold buffet
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Skyped A bit Sunday with a few. Got called to handle a problem at work that kicked my dick for about 7 hours.

Anyone up and drinking for the Red White and Booze holiday here in the States?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Link to Nausea's first time Skyping with some of us drunkards: Nausea Snaps

Mitch the guy who snaps - Nausea
Bishop the black guy who is the only one who gives Mitch a chance to speak- Willies
The guy who won't turn off the shitty music - Constantin J. Drunk
The guy who first interrupts Mitch that's too "easy" - Dear Booze
Justin Long - the crybaby who doesn't know what he wants to be when he grows up- Old Smart Skunk
Luis Guzman (not in the scene until the end) - Patchez
Ryan Reynolds - Monte - Badfellow (DUH. He's the coolest guy on MDM board with Down's Syndrome!)
Dane Cook' - the "biggest piece of shit"- Oett. I mean, look at his shirt. (And isn't that a skull crossed with MDM logo?!?!)
The drunk crazy bitch - Hmmm? Don't know anyone who fits that description. Nope...no one comes to mind.
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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Rrrrrrrrr.

Since drink arsehole

Done
No
Some drunk fridges
Fridge
Griuga
Frigged up the show again

Skype.

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Who's up for some day drinking? Nausea? You ain't working?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:40 am
Who's up for some day drinking? Nausea? You ain't working?
I'm down. Just started the day's drankin'. Added "Patchez MDM" to my contacts.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:16 am
Patchez wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 8:40 am
Who's up for some day drinking? Nausea? You ain't working?
I'm down. Just started the day's drankin'. Added "Patchez MDM" to my contacts.
Sorry about that. I saw I missed your call. I had a call about an hour later reminding me of a Doc's appointment today in the AM. So I had to shoo Bubbz off and catch some sleep so I could adult in the AM. Ready now though. Adulting done, toilet cleaned ,both dogs bathed and the doc stuff done.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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fuckin new skype

can't tell who is online or off.

fucking thing doesn't auto lanch for me anymore either.

up on binge watching Shameless and binge drinking with Frank
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New skype is a disgrace
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Bubblez wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:58 am
fuckin new skype

can't tell who is online or off.

fucking thing doesn't auto lanch for me anymore either.

up on binge watching Shameless and binge drinking with Frank
My google-fumtells me users have been bitching about the contacts list since last update feb 2018. still no change. Putzes
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I hope to be back on Skype soon. I'm locked out of my phone AND email at the moment (because I changed my passwords while drunk and can't remember them -- LOL) and it's asking me to verify my account through one of the two. Apple sucks.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Someone once said, "We've had conversations that consisted entirely of bodily noises" and that is true.

Who's up for gargles, burps, hiccups, sneezes, and fart noises?

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What do you call a fart out mouth? A burfth?
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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AD and me tried to figure out a list of who`s who regarding skype regulars and muppets show characters:

Feel free to differ


Oscar - Dearbooze
Cookie Monster - Patchez
Gonzo - Badfellow
Big Bird - Mistah Willies
Kermit - AD
Waldorf and Stadler - Both LushCity
Big Eagle - (no skype but still) Thirsty Drunk
Grover - Oettinger
Elmo - Donald J Drunk
Animal - Nausea
Rowlf - Bubbles
Count Dracula - Old Smart Skunk
Fozzie the Bear - Mr. Viking
Ernie - Shane o Matic
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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^ ^ ^
Bur: Swedish Chef. That will offend him because he's Finnish. Need to have more Skypers. Someone needs to be Miss Piggy. Savage? Badass

Big Bird for me is cool because I'm comfortable in my manner of speaking, but his imaginary friend is awesome because no one else can see the Snufflelufagus unless they're drunk as well.

Did I mention I've been drinking?

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