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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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Sammy wrote:
Tue May 05, 2020 6:17 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
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I'd drink myself into a coma because I still can't pronounce oettinger...

Just call him Fuckhead. He answers to that.
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Oettinger rhymes exactly with Hurt-Finger in Deutsch language.

Also, never call anyone a Deutsch-bag. They get invasively pissed off.

Sammy! Keep your Skype on all ze time. That way, you veel have ze alerts for endrunkard bombtastic times.

like now!

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Seriously Oettinger sounds like hurt finger? Those wacky Germans. What will they they think of next?
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^ ^ ^ Nah, I think that's just Willies East coast accent shining through, puttin' "R's" in places where there aren't any "R's" like "warsh" instead of "wash".

I think Gene pronounces it "Ett-ing-er" but I say "Ott-ing-er". Americans seem to always pronounce it on Skype with a hard "G" like "Ott-in-jer" but actually it's a soft "G" like "go". (Can anyone tell I was once a teacher???)

Also for those that didn't know, oett got the name from his favorite German bier. Pretty good too I must say.

And there's your quarantine school lesson for the day, kids. You may go to drunk recess now.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 07, 2020 11:08 pm
Americans seem to always pronounce it on Skype with a hard "G" like "Ott-in-jer" but actually it's a soft "G" like "go". (Can anyone tell I was once a teacher???)
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Well, fuck. I didn't even finish high school, but I can tell you that you got it really backwards. A "hard "g"" is like "game". A "soft "g"" is like "gem". Look it up. Google: soft "g".

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^ ^ ^ I didn't say I was a good teacher. Bwahahaa! But no, really thankfully I never taught that sort of thing or there'd be even more confused and stupid people in the world.

Touché Lester. You got the best of me this time.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 07, 2020 11:08 pm

I think Gene pronounces it "Ett-ing-er" but I say "Ott-ing-er". Americans seem to always pronounce it on Skype with a hard "G" like "Ott-in-jer" but actually it's a soft "G" like "go". (Can anyone tell I was once a teacher???)

Also for those that didn't know, oett got the name from his favorite German bier. Pretty good too I must say.

And there's your quarantine school lesson for the day, kids. You may go to drunk recess now.
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^ ^ ^ HAHAHAHAA! Or the less you know if you were schooled by a drunk Bad Teacher.
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Go on skype now and learn what germans think monstertrucks are and what it has to do with your mom`s weight
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Yeah, you're all a bunch o' drunks and you need to turn out tomorrow. Today was so-so.
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I say "Cunt" but i think he prefers the German pronunciation
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On. Up . And Tanked
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Bubblez wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 9:14 pm
On. Up . And Tanked
And the fact that you outlasted me is both admirable and astounding.

My morning hangover salutes you.
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April 29, 2020 was one hell of a day. Many of us spent hours and hours drinking together at the Shelter In Place Pub. Badfellow, Rye and Coke, and I captured the final 13 minutes here. Jesus, we were drunk. Listen to it live or download it to your device: https://app.box.com/s/o6o0fo0wbx77gi8763bv6nb7r3ntyitc
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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 10:37 pm
April 29, 2020 was one hell of a day. Many of us spent hours and hours drinking together at the Shelter In Place Pub. Badfellow, Rye and Coke, and I captured the final 13 minutes here. Jesus, we were drunk. Listen to it live or download it to your device: https://app.box.com/s/o6o0fo0wbx77gi8763bv6nb7r3ntyitc
And genius was achieved...
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 11:19 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 10:37 pm
April 29, 2020 was one hell of a day. Many of us spent hours and hours drinking together at the Shelter In Place Pub. Badfellow, Rye and Coke, and I captured the final 13 minutes here. Jesus, we were drunk. Listen to it live or download it to your device: https://app.box.com/s/o6o0fo0wbx77gi8763bv6nb7r3ntyitc
And genius was achieved...
Holy Shit, haha, I didn't realize I was the Luke Schmaltz of this episode! I was fucking wasted.
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