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But?

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Go online everyone, don`t play dead hooker
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One more week of second shift. then a week of first for training , two weeks of second again for additional training then on to my shitty weekend night shift. I will be available for drunken skyping then on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Oh and now.
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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:09 pm
And now, your words of Diva wisdom for the day.
DivaBitch wrote:
Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:31 pm
i had a cat once namd it corny beuse it was yelow. he was a sweat cat and cute but i just gave him reglar water. i dont think suger water is good for cats
This is hilarious, I forgot about that. We should quote these things in a DivaBitch thread like we do with the bots to open it up for new comments and reminisce on all the gold she contributed before she turned even more psycho hose beast.

Corny, the yelow sweat cat! Do you think she was serious?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 31, 2018 9:07 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:09 pm
And now, your words of Diva wisdom for the day.
DivaBitch wrote:
Sat Dec 10, 2016 2:31 pm
i had a cat once namd it corny beuse it was yelow. he was a sweat cat and cute but i just gave him reglar water. i dont think suger water is good for cats
This is hilarious, I forgot about that. We should quote these things in a DivaBitch thread like we do with the bots to open it up for new comments and reminisce on all the gold she contributed before she turned even more psycho hose beast.

Corny, the yelow sweat cat! Do you think she was serious?
That's a solid idea. It was a human, certainly. Probably one of the finest minds of trollery: crazily consistent with idioms it had invented for it's own dialect. Yuo know?
But the stupid things it came up with were funny enough to make Jimmy Fucking Lester go anti-ballistic.
We could use a good old fashioned troll like that.
Not the evil ones, nor these friggin brainless bots.
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bored...and now I havce to piss
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Bueller

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The cool thing about skype? Even retarded people can use it.

It works perfectly fine over here
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:59 pm
The cool thing about skype? Even retarded people can use it.

It works perfectly fine over here
With that being said, is anyone out there? Teach me this shit!

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Shane-O-Matic wrote:
Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:57 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:59 pm
The cool thing about skype? Even retarded people can use it.

It works perfectly fine over here
With that being said, is anyone out there? Teach me this shit!
pm ed you
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Oh yeah and your old email is broken
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If you aren't awake when I Skype prepare for fuckery in the form of video messages.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Yes, I can confirm, Flipper is alive and doing well
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:52 am
Yes, I can confirm, Flipper is alive and doing well
Really
Really really
Really tried to Skype in today.
Evidently, some drink arsehole attempted to many times and now the NSA is after me again.

Did Skype/little-limp
I mean, micro-soft
Change things up again?

Or is it drink-kopf? Me?

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:01 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:52 am
Yes, I can confirm, Flipper is alive and doing well
Really
Really really
Really tried to Skype in today.
Evidently, some drink arsehole attempted to many times and now the NSA is after me again.

Did Skype/little-limp
I mean, micro-soft
Change things up again?

Or is it drink-kopf? Me?
I got it on. I mean, I got on skype for a bit today too. Everyone sounded like Max Headroom.

https://youtu.be/1hsaYC_SrZ4
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