The Drunken Skype Thread

[Patchez]

Any halftime Skyping?

[Artful Drunktective]

Any halftime Skyping?

I was too busy having heart palpitations or I woulda.

[m147]

Been on here a while ago. Then again a LONG time ago. Let's talk anybody on here. Japanese beer it goes well. PM

[Artful Drunktective]

Been on here a while ago. Then again a LONG time ago. Let's talk anybody on here. Japanese beer it goes well. PM

Hello again fellow drunkard! Can you reacquaint yourself here so we can get to know you better? Cheers!

[Hugh]

WTF? Why does it say $0.00 next to my name on Skype?

[oettinger]

WTF? Why does it say $0.00 next to my name on Skype?

Weird, you are a dollar an hour on my skype

[oettinger]

Might talk with you later?

[oettinger]

Hello, this is Oett and AD,
we are a middle aged couple with a serious interest in heavy alcohol intake that we want to cheer to on skype with singles or other couples.
So if you are interested, are 18 or older, are drunk right now, why not call. Prost Motherfuckers.

[mistah willies]

Hi there, this is some sort of willies
and we'd all like to meet you.

Please rip a slip form the bottom of this paper message on the lamp post
or rip a rail form the train station

or Skypillage but no spillage or pillage

just a hey what are you drunk on?

[oettinger]

Com on you bastards, this Corona AIDS dóesn`t breed on skype.
That alcoholism-bug though, you better stumble away from me for the next 200 years
High fever, mumbling in strange voices, demanding "More, more. more"
Nurse, don`t you see that man is in a shitload of pain, he hasn`t had a drink in minutes.
Hurry before it`s too late.
Water will kill him, he is a daytime drinker.
Water, sunlight and work are poisinous to him

Call for drunk emergencies

[MissFit]

Holy shit! you guys actually Skype one another? God knows why, haven't you heard there's sites for that? My suggestion is stop jerking off together and get on to,
https://chaturbate.com/
They also have women on there too if you want to try something different.

[Dear Booze]

Holy shit! you guys actually Skype one another? I wish I understood how to make that work. I'm an idiot

I agree

[Hugh]

I think I figured out part of this. There is a message that says Willie Es, and it is a video of someone drinking and burping. Willes, did you send me such a Skype? Cool sunglasses...

[RIPT2.0]

I think I figured out part of this. There is a message that says Willie Es, and it is a video of someone drinking and burping. Willes, did you send me such a Skype? Cool sunglasses...

My handle is Sammy Sammy.

[oettinger]

I think I figured out part of this. There is a message that says Willie Es, and it is a video of someone drinking and burping. Willes, did you send me such a Skype? Cool sunglasses...

He surely did.