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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 4:04 pm
I'm really missing out on something special apparently.
Definitely join!

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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:36 pm
Its getting pretty bad chaps. Oettinger has shat himself live on the skype chat!
Yes, I was there and it was very embarrassing to hear. The man needs to invest in diapers or get serious about probiotics. The choice is his.
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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Was Drunkenanglo`s fault, I wanted to wait for him to finish his monologue, then it was too late
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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:36 pm
Its getting pretty bad chaps. Oettinger has shat himself live on the skype chat!
He was a shit machine
His drawers were not so clean
It was the biggest damn shitstorm that I've ever seen

He moved from side to side
Like the electric slide
The shit ran down the German bastard's thighs

He shit more than his share
AD was fighting for air
She told him to go but he was already there
The walls were shaking
The air was breakin'
He was not fakin'
And we all were watching it too
He was shittin' all night long
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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You know your average hog in production (soon to be food) shits 10x more than humans pound for pound. Maybe they eat more?
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If you want to talk to me, I'm Tommy Tootones. Give me a ring.

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Tommy Toot One?
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RIPT2.0 wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:46 pm
If you want to talk to me, I'm Tommy Tootones. Give me a ring.
Ehhh no
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Scream Ale wasn`t there, so it sucked dry sweet n sour asian dogballs
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I wasn't aware I was showing up. I'm sorry. Have a can of cheap beer my treat.

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Nov 14, 2020 5:33 pm
I wasn't aware I was showing up. I'm sorry. Have a can of cheap beer my treat.
Put your cam on
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why?

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Why not?
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Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

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Nice long talk with Lush last night. Man, I got hammered
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They're still yacking away over there. Talking about what I don't know. Mainly lots of informative drunkard gab. Got to get some sleep. Those young'uns sure stay up late.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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