The Drunken Skype Thread

[Dear Booze]

April 29, 2020 was one hell of a day. Many of us spent hours and hours drinking together at the Shelter In Place Pub. Badfellow, Rye and Coke, and I captured the final 13 minutes here. Jesus, we were drunk. Listen to it live or download it to your device: https://app.box.com/s/o6o0fo0wbx77gi8763bv6nb7r3ntyitc

And genius was achieved...

Holy Shit, haha, I didn't realize I was the Luke Schmaltz of this episode! I was fucking wasted.

Rye, you were great. I think it's funny that Badfellow and I turned into pretty heavy pushers. Some of this got edited out, but you kept saying "I'm too drunk, I gotta go," and we kept saying "you're fine, let's keep going..."

[Rye and Coke]

Rye, you were great. I think it's funny that Badfellow and I turned into pretty heavy pushers. Some of this got edited out, but you kept saying "I'm too drunk, I gotta go," and we kept saying "you're fine, let's keep going..."

I know, I realized that too. "Naah, dude you're fine!" I don't know if you all planned that or if you and Badfellow are just synced in your evilness, but it was hilarious. Was there a point where I passed out? I don't remember that at all. And it wasn't actually recorded April 29, was it?

[Dear Booze]

Rye, you were great. I think it's funny that Badfellow and I turned into pretty heavy pushers. Some of this got edited out, but you kept saying "I'm too drunk, I gotta go," and we kept saying "you're fine, let's keep going..."

I know, I realized that too. "Naah, dude you're fine!" I don't know if you all planned that or if you and Badfellow are just synced in your evilness, but it was hilarious. Was there a point where I passed out? I don't remember that at all. And it wasn't actually recorded April 29, was it?

Some people get mean when drunk, some get maudlin, and some even get horny. Apparently, Badfellow and I turn into pushy assholes. Yes, I know for certain that I become an instigator. I've convinced friends to shit in a microwave, steal a car, and commit burglary.

Yes, we were VERY drunk too, but, NO, it was not planned.

[oettinger]

I`m listening right now, you don`t sound that drunk.
I dig those added bar noises a lot

[Artful Drunktective]

Badfellow sounds like Bill Murray doing the voice over for Garfield.

[oettinger]

Badfellow sounds like Bill Murray doing the voice over for Garfield.

Sounds like BF on skype

[oettinger]

AD gave me a new haircut, I look like a bald jason newstead now. Check it out in person, and live

[Lush City]

AD gave me a new haircut, I look like a bald jason newstead now. Check it out in person, and live

Finally, some real entertainment! I need a haircut too. Can she do mine?

[Rye and Coke]

Here are some blackout ponderings about last night:

Did we Skype with FKR?

I seem to remember that...

Why did I order so much food later?
What did it taste like?

I hope it was good...

But then, why did I call the place twice?
I'd like to think it was to compliment them... but, as Sean Rouse said, "I am a dreamer....and a bit of a romantic."

But all that aside, why was my Modern Drunkard tumbler sitting outside, on the bottom step of the walkway leading to my front door?
Why would I even go outside?

Why would I put it down?
and why on earth would I leave without it?

And lastly, and most unforgivable, why was it still full when I found it?

I'm slipping guys. I'm slipping

[Dear Booze]

AD gave me a new haircut, I look like a bald jason newstead now. Check it out in person, and live

I saw that yesterday, but didn't want to say anything because I was afraid you had AIDS again.

[oettinger]

AD gave me a new haircut, I look like a bald jason newstead now. Check it out in person, and live

I saw that yesterday, but didn't want to say anything because I was afraid you had AIDS again.

It`s radiation sickness

[oettinger]

Here are some blackout ponderings about last night:

I don`t remember crashing on the couch, no idea but woke up there

[Lush City]

Thanks for another fine Sunday during lockdown. A great way to start a new week of mind control. You showed up and drank up and it was a great time for 3+ hrs. Hope to do it again this weekend otherwise I will lose my mind!

[TheDrunkardAnglo]

Its tempered Tuesday, and yet It feels like a fucked up Friday or at least a thirsty thursday! What is happening? I shall drink alone! Training for the forthcoming friday!

[Rye and Coke]

"I have to wreck my Saturday, or else, did Friday even happen" - TheDrunkardAnglo