The Drunken Skype Thread

[Rye and Coke]

Patchez do you skype?

Also, I thought I was talking to Mr. Willies, was I talking to Badfellow... Who's the New Englander with the black and white, punk rock, visuals in his Skype?

If any of you all will be on again later, let me know

[oettinger]

Sure.

The black or white dude is Mistah Willies. Poor patchez works on weekends, he`s a good skyper though if you`re able to catch him.

I have a complete blackout from last night btw

[Patchez]

Yes. I do Skype but alas tis only through the week. I have Tuesday - Thursday off. Tough this weekend I do have off so if reception at my cabin holds up I may be on Friday night and Saturday night.

[oettinger]

Michael Jackson and Elvis were on the call, both talked about daddy issues and how they enjoy being dead.
They also came across a list from Satan callled "Who`s next"

Sandra Bullock
Elizabeth Warren
Arnold
James Hetfield
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Jamie Fox
Barry Sanders

[Patchez]

I'll be around for a bit if anyone wants to shit on work and drink.

[oettinger]

I`ll be on all weekend*

*Passouts not included*. This product contains alcohol and may not be called in front children or the easily offended
*By skyping this person you agree on all terms Oettinger, which means spoken, visual or transcribted content without a drunk shoutout "hell fucking yes film it" belongs to the Oett and his very wise yet unbread offspring

[Hugh]

Okay, so it looks like I might have this thing figured out. It looks like a group of you tried to Skype me on Sunday. I clicked on the window and your messages showed up. I work on Sunday, so I wasn't there. I'm signed into Skype right now, at least I think I am. But I don't recognize the names in that Sunday call. (Except for badfellow.) So if you Skype me again, let me know your Modern Drunkard name.

[oettinger]

For the skypers: Don`t you think Dearbooze`s voice is totally sounding like George Peppard

[mistah willies]

For the skypers: Don`t you think Dearbooze`s voice is totally sounding like George Peppard

Indeed it does, if Dear Booze spoke at a slower rate. Instead, put that on 1.25 speed and you get a better aural sense of DB's auctioneer vernacular. I mean, dude talks as fast as a carny barker.

X 1.5 would be like if he was on coke with a hooker rolled up in a rug.

[Cutbrandy]

Yeah, if somebody want's to Skype with me, hit iivo.haapiainen at Skype!

[Lush City]

So who is up for a Christmas day Skype fest? Would like to get an idea of what hours this might be since we have an international reach. Then I can adjust my schedule and we can have a rocking Christmas party online. Who is in?

[oettinger]

I`m in

[Patchez]

I`m in

In. Any hour works for me as we have nothing going till dinner time.

[oettinger]

Nice talk with Hugh, made me sleep for 4 hours only today. Nothing a big white russian couldn`t fix

[Rye and Coke]

Anyone on?