So I've learned the quickest way to end a Skype call is to bring out my dildos and explain proper procedures for anal sex.
Fucking prudes...
The Drunken Skype Thread
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Artful Drunktective
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^ ^ ^ Really? No way! I wondered where you went. I was too tired to join or I would have. I doubt that oett would care if you brought your your dildo collection but he was also trashed as shit. And also being a total dickweed.
Okole maluna!
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did you give proper mouth to dild lessons? I would not click that marsterclass away ever
Drink!
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Rye and Coke
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LOOOLOLOLOL!!! WHO WAS ON WITH YOU???!!! HAHAHAHA!!
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Stay defiant, my friends
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Lush City
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So what happened here. Were you booked for drunk and disorderly conduct, lewd and lascivious conduct in the presence of a minor or what? Need more details. Did you have to post bail or did they let you out by OR?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Just stay on drunk-skype, promise to not move out and you`re fine
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RIPT2.0
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I don't go anywhere anymore, so there's little chance I'll be arrested for anything, unless I decide to go "hunting".
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Dear Dear Booze, I sincerely apologize for trashing your Skype message board. Damb, that was bad.
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Dear Booze
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Hugh, I have absolutely no idea what you think you did. I can assure you that there is no reason to apologize to me. Ever.
See you soon.
DRINK!
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uey fuck all yall assholes i'm using microsoft edge right now to see this board. it seems to be working fine all yall can kiss my ass
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there was a sign to say to use edge as my default browser but i said no because google has all of my passwords stored
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i don;t know what the fuck is going on but i want to stay up to date on the latest things but maybe this is not it
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ortinger can you tell if i am logging in from a different place right now because I am using microsoft edger
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i could use a different name and you would not know it because i am using microsoft edge