The Drunken Skype Thread

[Dear Booze]

Power outages today so I had to miss it. Never take for granted your water and power.

As the said in New Oleans on Superbowl Sunday, 2013,
"Gotta pay dat bill."

[Hugh]

The fucktards are probably partying it up on Skype tonight.... Let's go see...

[Hugh]

Yep, green light is on. I'm gonna have a few nips before I go in. They'll probably make me pay a cover charge...

[Rye and Coke]

Yep, green light is on. I'm gonna have a few nips before I go in. They'll probably make me pay a cover charge...

Nah, you're a made man. We're gonna have someone walk you in through the kitchen, one shot, like in Goodfellas.

[oettinger]

That was nice. Let`s repeat next year

[Hugh]

Whoa! WTF is going on here tonight? There are several calls from Benitobeast but no one was there. Have you fucktards given up on Skype? And why doesn't Google flag fucktard as a misspelled word?

[Hugh]

There, my camera is on. I'm on it now. Yall a bunch a ayceholes!

[oettinger]

I don`t remember anything from yesterday evening

[Cutbrandy]

Hello, gonna be drinking tonight, if anybody is interested gimme me a call few hours later.

[Hugh]

Thanks, Dear Booze, for putting me to bed last night.

(I woke up and saw the "you have been removed by ..." along with the requisite sad face. I'm guessing I passed out right after eating the food that was in that empty tray on the coffee table. Oddly, there was also a tupperware bowl in the kitchen sink this morning with gobs of BBQ sauce in the bottom of it. I wonder what I was eating then?)

[oettinger]

I fell off my chair. Thanks whisky. Have I been on a running call while falling?

[Dear Booze]

Thanks, Dear Booze, for putting me to bed last night.

(I woke up and saw the "you have been removed by ..." along with the requisite sad face. I'm guessing I passed out right after eating the food that was in that empty tray on the coffee table. Oddly, there was also a tupperware bowl in the kitchen sink this morning with gobs of BBQ sauce in the bottom of it. I wonder what I was eating then?)

Rye and and I were signing off and didn't want to leave the call running. Imagine some poor fucker signing on only to find a sleeping Hugh. For some unknown reason, we thought you would not appreciate it. We were also afraid you would wake up with a stiff neck because of the crazy way you passed out. For some other unknown reason, we were both being very maternal.

[Hugh]

so i'm banned form this shit? I don't give a fuck. it's gone from the skype list and I don;'t fucking care if you don't want me there than that is fine

[TheDrunkardAnglo]

so i'm banned form this shit? I don't give a fuck. it's gone from the skype list and I don;'t fucking care if you don't want me there than that is fine

Dear Booze kicked you out!

He's like Mike Pence! He's a traitor!

[Lush City]

Thanks, Dear Booze, for putting me to bed last night.

(I woke up and saw the "you have been removed by ..." along with the requisite sad face. I'm guessing I passed out right after eating the food that was in that empty tray on the coffee table. Oddly, there was also a tupperware bowl in the kitchen sink this morning with gobs of BBQ sauce in the bottom of it. I wonder what I was eating then?)

Rye and and I were signing off and didn't want to leave the call running. Imagine some poor fucker signing on only to find a sleeping Hugh. For some unknown reason, we thought you would not appreciate it. We were also afraid you would wake up with a stiff neck because of the crazy way you passed out. For some other unknown reason, we were both being very maternal.

I was a little concerned one session we all had when I needed to hang up and Hugh was on the floor and couldn't get up so just passed out after stepping off his sofa and after hitting a nice bottle of Woodford. Hugh was back the next week ready for some more. What a pro!