The Drunken Skype Thread

[Thompson]

Yeah, I wanna get in on that Skype. I look like shit. Yesterday I scared the pants off myself. I don’t look in the mirror but every three days or so. That’s when I brush my teeth.

Somebody sent a link to get in on the action last time. Well, Bottoms Up.

[Thompson]

So, okay, I’m open to suggestions about diets and health. I like to learn. I’m concerned mainly now with doing a poop. It’s been three days and this morning I was on the toilet with what felt like a nice sized log wanting to come out, and I couldn’t muscle it out. I’ve had plenty disappointments in my 67 years, but none was worse than that.

[oettinger]

^^^ wrong thread dude. Poop on skype is somewhere else

[Thompson]

Oh.

[oettinger]

I hope benitobeast didn`t break anything. Door or body, both would hurt

[benitobeast69]

I hope benitobeast didn`t break anything. Door or body, both would hurt

did i fall through the back door? i vaguely remember that . was drinking again later and couldn't work out why i had a massive graze on my arm.

fun night I was fucked up on arrival if i remeber correctly.

[oettinger]

I hope benitobeast didn`t break anything. Door or body, both would hurt

did i fall through the back door? i vaguely remember that . was drinking again later and couldn't work out why i had a massive graze on my arm.

fun night I was fucked up on arrival if i remeber correctly.

You started swinging slowly left to right but swung harder each time. Until your chair hit the amplitude and sent you flying

[Bubblez]

Up home and willing

[Savage]

It's international. It's free. It runs off your intertron. What's not to like?
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I'm so sorry I didn't know what you meant by skype. I had to go away for a while, and then you died. I miss you, brother.

[oettinger]

Brunch with Hugh is always nice

[Artful Drunktective]

A plan was hatched by Dear Booze for us to aid and abet him on a heist. We aren't sure if it's going to take place at a bank, on a train (Old West style,) his local whore house, or at Nick Cage's pyramid grave in Nawlins but we all solemnly and drunkenly agreed to it somehow. I picture it working out like the movie Point Break...with neck-breaking surfing AND skydives.

DB was also brilliantly and conveniently pre-planning our alibis by screen shotting photos of us with a timestamp on Skype to prove our innocence.

While the others like oett, DB, and DIE get guns such as fake AK-47's for this mission, Thompson assigned me to the guidance and management of the Eskimo strippers. Of course there needs to be distractions and decoys to lure law enforcement away from the scene of the heist. I'm just a tad disappointed that I didn't get to be one to carry a fake assault rifle. I also wanted to wear a Hillary Clinton mask and for once in my life drive the getaway van.

[Thompson]

Of course there needs to be distractions and decoys to lure law enforcement away from the scene of the heist. I'm just a tad disappointed that I didn't get to be one to carry a fake assault rifle. I also wanted to wear a Hillary Clinton mask and for once in my life drive the getaway van.

Artful Drunktective sauntered into Hugh’s joint wearing some kind of mask. It could have been a Hillary Clinton mask but it also could have been a hungover Jane Fonda mask. At any rate, it was a clever mask.

Now here’s a gal that gets the picture, said Thompson to himself. She might have failed with slimming down the Eskimos but the Gang most certainly needs a getaway driver who is on the ball, not high on acid. She was now officially on the pay roll , given an assault rifle to lug around, and invited to breakfast. Steak doesn’t go with eggs, Artful said, Bring me some link sausages with grits and a glass of V8. She was sort of shy at first sitting next to Big Nate, but when they touched toes under the table that passed.

[Artful Drunktective]

She was sort of shy at first sitting next to Big Nate, but when they touched toes under the table that passed.

Big Nate knows how to work it with every drunkard.

[Thompson]

She was sort of shy at first sitting next to Big Nate, but when they touched toes under the table that passed.

Big Nate knows how to work it with every drunkard.

We all slept under rugs when we were planning and executing the casino heists in Alaska. Big Nate shared a rug with Granny. I thought he was going to die of depression when Granny left the Gang. Then he quit smoking and I was sure he was going to die. Thanks to those blocks of chaw tobacco I guess he snapped himself out of it. Except for the Eskimo girls (who already have cool uniforms), I like the Harley Davidson motorcycle jackets as a sideswipe. “It was a motorcycle gang that did it.”

[Artful Drunktective]

She was sort of shy at first sitting next to Big Nate, but when they touched toes under the table that passed.

Big Nate knows how to work it with every drunkard.

We all slept under rugs when we were planning and executing the casino heists in Alaska. Big Nate shared a rug with Granny. I thought he was going to die of depression when Granny left the Gang. Then he quit smoking and I was sure he was going to die. Thanks to those blocks of chaw tobacco I guess he snapped himself out of it. Except for the Eskimo girls (who already have cool uniforms), I like the Harley Davidson motorcycle jackets as a sideswipe. “It was a motorcycle gang that did it.”

Everyone has slept under a Dear Booze rug. It's just a matter if we come out alive.