During a call yesterday, we all decided it would be a great idea to have drunk Oett as an American football commentator. It would be a truly brilliant move.
"Hmph. Uh. Hmph. Here's something funny. Hmph. Uh, what if the Center farted in the Quarterback's face?"
"Shut the fuck up.
"Fuck you, Fuck you. Fuck you!"
And he would also keep interrupting the color commentator, just to change the subject. "Hmph. Uh. Humph. If the players were professional wrestlers, who would they be? That receiver would be Rowdy Roddy Piper.. "
He’d make a great commentator for the Special Olympics.
During a call yesterday, we all decided it would be a great idea to have drunk Oett as an American football commentator. It would be a truly brilliant move.
"Hmph. Uh. Hmph. Here's something funny. Hmph. Uh, what if the Center farted in the Quarterback's face?"
"Shut the fuck up.
"Fuck you, Fuck you. Fuck you!"
And he would also keep interrupting the color commentator, just to change the subject. "Hmph. Uh. Humph. If the players were professional wrestlers, who would they be? That receiver would be Rowdy Roddy Piper.. "
It's against FCC regulations to broadcast while drunk and/or drinking. So this would never work and he would only be flooded with hate mail.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Anyway, what's been happening? Has Oettinger shat himself... again?
Nope no recent shart incidents. Where the hell have you been?!
This is going to sound really, really stupid. I told my doctor I wasn't a drinker or a smoker. The results of the blood tests I had the day after a session was quite alarming for them. Instead of confessing, I decided to go without Bachus's warm elixir (and tobacco) until the next set of blood tests to prove that I don't drink or smoke.
It was hell. Did I convince them? I'm not sure. The doctor asked if I had drank the night before the test. I said "I had five beers. There was a Zoom party", he replied, "Thats not a lot". "No, I don't really drink". "Ok, we'll do the tests again".
I happily broke my undrunken fast today with some Penny Blue XO RUM. It was delicious. Those Mauritians do make some fine stuff. If I had remained S*ber by saturday it would have been a whole month! A month! This is probably why Lenin killed his doctors!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Anyway, what's been happening? Has Oettinger shat himself... again?
Nope no recent shart incidents. Where the hell have you been?!
This is going to sound really, really stupid. I told my doctor I wasn't a drinker or a smoker. The results of the blood tests I had the day after a session was quite alarming for them. Instead of confessing, I decided to go without Bachus's warm elixir (and tobacco) until the next set of blood tests to prove that I don't drink or smoke.
It was hell. Did I convince them? I'm not sure. The doctor asked if I had drank the night before the test. I said "I had five beers. There was a Zoom party", he replied, "Thats not a lot". "No, I don't really drink". "Ok, we'll do the tests again".
I happily broke my undrunken fast today with some Penny Blue XO RUM. It was delicious. Those Mauritians do make some fine stuff. If I had remained S*ber by saturday it would have been a whole month! A month! This is probably why Lenin killed his doctors!
I was hoping your absence was the result of something else. Like death. Preferably caused by ass cancer.
During a call yesterday, we all decided it would be a great idea to have drunk Oett as an American football commentator. It would be a truly brilliant move.
"Hmph. Uh. Hmph. Here's something funny. Hmph. Uh, what if the Center farted in the Quarterback's face?"
"Shut the fuck up.
"Fuck you, Fuck you. Fuck you!"
And he would also keep interrupting the color commentator, just to change the subject. "Hmph. Uh. Humph. If the players were professional wrestlers, who would they be? That receiver would be Rowdy Roddy Piper.. "
It's against FCC regulations to broadcast while drunk and/or drinking. So this would never work and he would only be flooded with hate mail.
Yeah because Cosell and Summerall were undrunk as church mice when they were in the booth.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Nope no recent shart incidents. Where the hell have you been?!
This is going to sound really, really stupid. I told my doctor I wasn't a drinker or a smoker. The results of the blood tests I had the day after a session was quite alarming for them. Instead of confessing, I decided to go without Bachus's warm elixir (and tobacco) until the next set of blood tests to prove that I don't drink or smoke.
It was hell. Did I convince them? I'm not sure. The doctor asked if I had drank the night before the test. I said "I had five beers. There was a Zoom party", he replied, "Thats not a lot". "No, I don't really drink". "Ok, we'll do the tests again".
I happily broke my undrunken fast today with some Penny Blue XO RUM. It was delicious. Those Mauritians do make some fine stuff. If I had remained S*ber by saturday it would have been a whole month! A month! This is probably why Lenin killed his doctors!
I was hoping your absence was the result of something else. Like death. Preferably caused by ass cancer.
I also had arse cancer, but, I got better!
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
This is going to sound really, really stupid. I told my doctor I wasn't a drinker or a smoker. The results of the blood tests I had the day after a session was quite alarming for them. Instead of confessing, I decided to go without Bachus's warm elixir (and tobacco) until the next set of blood tests to prove that I don't drink or smoke.
It was hell. Did I convince them? I'm not sure. The doctor asked if I had drank the night before the test. I said "I had five beers. There was a Zoom party", he replied, "Thats not a lot". "No, I don't really drink". "Ok, we'll do the tests again".
I happily broke my undrunken fast today with some Penny Blue XO RUM. It was delicious. Those Mauritians do make some fine stuff. If I had remained S*ber by saturday it would have been a whole month! A month! This is probably why Lenin killed his doctors!
I was hoping your absence was the result of something else. Like death. Preferably caused by ass cancer.
good to have you back brother....those damn yankies were getting too big for their boots again while you were gone.
and yeah fucking hell isn't it...when i had to go 3 weeks last year i just couldn't imagine how boring my life would be if it had to continue.
Shit! I bet it was like Normandy landings all over again. Oettinger was just surrounded going "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaare they all here! FUCK YOU! Thats GAAAYYYYYYYY!"
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
good to have you back brother....those damn yankies were getting too big for their boots again while you were gone.
and yeah fucking hell isn't it...when i had to go 3 weeks last year i just couldn't imagine how boring my life would be if it had to continue.
Shit! I bet it was like Normandy landings all over again. Oettinger was just surrounded going "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaare they all here! FUCK YOU! Thats GAAAYYYYYYYY!"
I heard the Boris Johnson haircut and look is all in vogue.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.