HALF a handle of whiskey
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HALF a handle of whiskey
before 2pm. alone in a place where i don't even know where the nearest gas station is. merry christmas. crying my eyes out. joy to all.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
Re: HALF a handle of whiskey
I wish I could do more to ease your sorrows, but for now I give you my toast and the tip of my hat. I hope you are well.
Re: HALF a handle of whiskey
thank you.. i'm trying my best. :)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Re: HALF a handle of whiskey
It may be dark and horrible for you right now, but you've got a friend in Georgia who welcomed you into his home, that's something to brighten your day, isn't it? I find myself in a similar situation - thanks to my wonderful sister and a great buddy of mine of 28 years, I've got places to stay since my move back from the hinterlands of central IL, until I get a place here. It's a great comfort to know I could move back and stay a while with them until I got a place of my own again. I hope you find that same comfort and finally find a place to land and be happy and content.
And the good news is, you won't be slipping on any ice this winter!
Prayers your way.
And the good news is, you won't be slipping on any ice this winter!
Prayers your way.
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Re: HALF a handle of whiskey
You could go on a reconnaissance of ever widening circles of your vicinity, boozeninja-style.
The benefits of this will be threefold: knowledge of your area of operations and routes for infiltration and exfiltration, exercise, and a show of force to your new neighbors.
The benefits of this will be threefold: knowledge of your area of operations and routes for infiltration and exfiltration, exercise, and a show of force to your new neighbors.
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oh man, we don't even want to talk about the neighbors. or the situation. HOWEVER, i did wake up to find a handle of whiskey (surrounded by ants) sitting on the counter.) and i love you guys. and thank you. when wife gets out of jail....i'm scared. and wpot is awesome by the way. the most kind and gentle soul i think i have ever met. i'm just lonely. i'm not used to it. and for another sentence....i hoped i had never had to write this sentence. but i am HAPPY for the intertrons. and whiskey. and apple juice. and you guys. thank you again.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Best of luck friend. "Alone and low as low can be" can be pretty comforting.
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Hang in there, l...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: HALF a handle of whiskey
Does not matter how dark the place
keep up your steady drinking pace
to those who think that`s not quite smartly
remeber kid YOU ARE THE PARTY!
keep up your steady drinking pace
to those who think that`s not quite smartly
remeber kid YOU ARE THE PARTY!
Drink!